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Ok guys I am almost healed. The doctors say my blood count is up to par and that I can go home. This is the first time in weeks i've been on here from my home computer. Now I still won't been on as often as I should, but I'll be on at least one a week. If you really need to speak with me leave a message, guest book, or you can IM me on MSN: almostlikedying@hotmail.com.

See you later!




I just changed my SN, which I know I promised not. But So many newbies are stealing my persona. Let it be known that I am the original INKster or Moxy-Porwer, also I have dibs on the Gangster of love (seventies song reference)


Please before you go: Remember
"Strangers are just family we have yet to know, but be smart people, jeez"

"Our friends are Life's way of apologizing for our family"

"There's nothing like dying, to remind you of all you have to live for."

And another thing. I see that most people don't realize that this is a site to help improve your writing. No one wants to hear about how your parents are mean to you. It sounds mean but if you were really concerned about how your parent treated you, you'd be telling people who can actually HELP. So don't brood in the CB about how pitiful your life is, because 10:1 there's someone who's listening to your banter who's had it worse. Thank you and Good night


Randdom sturph!!!

What not to do at a Lord of the Rings movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter?


2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!"

4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring."

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair,"

8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!"

11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKIEN about!"

13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-along.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused.

17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!"

18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like.

19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California.

21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go!

22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?"



Favs
Song: Totally Fucked * Spring Awakening...for very obvious reasons
Books: Little Brother
Music: anything worth listening to
Food: Asian cuisine (ooh i sound either very ignorant or sophisticated, you decide)

people in real life: Anyone who loves me...but the circle is small right now
"fake" people: My characters...even the villains
Myspace: AlmostLikeBReathing

My sturph


Past : Leaving the nest an few years too early
Current : Living in own place above aunt...who has nightly visitors x.x
Future : Finding a place for me..maybe rooming with a couple friends together



Ninasema Kiswahili kidogo
jina langu ni Rae. mimi ninatoka misuri. nafurahi vingi mambo.
mifurahia: somas, uandikaji maandiko na, mahawa na ngoma
la furahia: kita na darasa
mini kila wakati nyumbani.
rangi: nyekundu
Dta'a usiku : usiku
roho: mbwa mwitu
weye-omba zaidi
kwi herni!



To all of the racist minds out there...
When I was born, I was black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go into the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I get sick I'm black.
When I die, I'm still black.


But you,
When you born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go in the sun, you're red.
When you cold, you're blue.
When you scared, you're yellow.
When you get sick, you're green.
When you die, you're gray.

And you're calling me colored?




I guess I should translate from up above. Well long story short. I live alone in an apartment in the Central Eastend. I Am in dual-enrollment at forest park. I don't like crowded places or loudness, period. and when I'm out of college I plan on going to Macedonia.

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  • yeah I changed my name again. i just got a nice bundle of bad news. So I'm a little stressed. But I keep making it through with my writing. So that's the reason fro the recent name change. Ok that's it. I have to get to sleep but I wanted to make that clear. duces!

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  • EbonyMoxy : jsut in case people are checking this...- on June 18
    i'm still not better but I'll try and drop tabs more often. seeya!
  • Mag the Chodja on May 11
    Mine may need some color, but yours needs some BJ. Borat Jesus, bebeh.

    "You’re talkin’ to me about stuff…why?
    I’d rather see your titties.
    Now you’re talking about other stuff…why?
    I’d much rather see your titties.

    Show me your genitals, your genitals…
    What!
    Show me your genitals…
    Genitalia!"
  • lil-lovely on May 2
    nice profile
  • sberendt on April 27
    Hey! I looked at your LOTR stuff like you suggested, and I totally about fell out of my chair! Very funny! Thanks for dropping a message in my guest-book.

    Nice page, by the way.

    ~sberendt

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