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Hi my name is Achlys. I like video games and reading. Im a poet and I like to keep to myself most of the time. Im also a listener and an animal lover. Im a fourteen year old. I love music and my dream is to become a writer.

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That is Dustfinger...Isnt he hott

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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice! 3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso. 5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana". 6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go. 8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!" 9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go." ---

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