*Sneezes* *Sniff* Oh, hello. Welcome to my page. *waves his hands round* this is it.
A little about me: I was born on Saturn, which surprises a few people, most think I was born on Mars. But no, that is just a common misconception, my Mum was born on Mars, but she moved to Saturn, where I was born. My family moved to Earth shortly after I was born, and it's been great down here, the weather is nice. I just have to remember to keep my third arm out of sight, 'cause it kinda freaks people out.
My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day, I must say, it was very thoughtful of him, coming into winter and all, but these sleeves make things hard to type, rather restricting. The good news is, my nose is getting very good at typing.
Oh, and my favourite place to get drunk and pass out (my wallet with me, and full of cash) is a little pub on the corner of Dunbedaft RD, in Gdayshellberight.
Now, my SW family
Aurora - Me lil sis ^^.
Meakalu - Me Aussie sis.
Ice Wolf - Sis, and fellow officer in Regal Clan.
Gary Alexander - Dutch Uncle (Thought I only had a Dutch Aunt, but I was wrong!)
Tiger-Lily - Niece I never knew I had.
Regal Theft - Cousin.
LoneWriter - Niece.
The-Geebung - Brother. Real one.
Caffeine Addict - Another real brother.
Friends:
Tallblondie - Another Aussie gal, and friend. Her stories are amazing, she's got the skillz that killz. And has been a big help to my writing.
Trillian - *Thinks of what to say* Ummm... she's a great writer... yeah... check her out...
Naw, she's a great gal too. 
Gary Alexander - Another amazing writer on here. His help to me has been invaluable. He sure knows his stuff!
Abba12 - gal who lives up the road, and thinks I'm stalking her >_>
Dreams Of Insanity - I supply her with salami, and crackers... and whatever else...
RJ - awesomely funny Aussie dude.
Kylia - A member of the 26th Club! And reads CAD!
Lizardman - Another Aussie, also a member of the 26th Club, and also reads CAD!
loyda - Me own Proof Reader
Crazy Scott(Also deceased, I was really sad to see him go) - Insanely awesome writer, and dude who Spotlighted Why I Don't Write Romance and A Hamlet Soliloquy (rewritten) You rule!
A little about me: I was born on Saturn, which surprises a few people, most think I was born on Mars. But no, that is just a common misconception, my Mum was born on Mars, but she moved to Saturn, where I was born. My family moved to Earth shortly after I was born, and it's been great down here, the weather is nice. I just have to remember to keep my third arm out of sight, 'cause it kinda freaks people out.
My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day, I must say, it was very thoughtful of him, coming into winter and all, but these sleeves make things hard to type, rather restricting. The good news is, my nose is getting very good at typing.
Oh, and my favourite place to get drunk and pass out (my wallet with me, and full of cash) is a little pub on the corner of Dunbedaft RD, in Gdayshellberight.
Now, my SW family
Aurora - Me lil sis ^^.
Meakalu - Me Aussie sis.
Ice Wolf - Sis, and fellow officer in Regal Clan.
Gary Alexander - Dutch Uncle (Thought I only had a Dutch Aunt, but I was wrong!)
Tiger-Lily - Niece I never knew I had.
Regal Theft - Cousin.
LoneWriter - Niece.
The-Geebung - Brother. Real one.
Caffeine Addict - Another real brother.
Friends:
Tallblondie - Another Aussie gal, and friend. Her stories are amazing, she's got the skillz that killz. And has been a big help to my writing.
Trillian - *Thinks of what to say* Ummm... she's a great writer... yeah... check her out...
Naw, she's a great gal too. Gary Alexander - Another amazing writer on here. His help to me has been invaluable. He sure knows his stuff!
Abba12 - gal who lives up the road, and thinks I'm stalking her >_>
Dreams Of Insanity - I supply her with salami, and crackers... and whatever else...
RJ - awesomely funny Aussie dude.
Kylia - A member of the 26th Club! And reads CAD!
Lizardman - Another Aussie, also a member of the 26th Club, and also reads CAD!
loyda - Me own Proof Reader
Crazy Scott(Also deceased, I was really sad to see him go) - Insanely awesome writer, and dude who Spotlighted Why I Don't Write Romance and A Hamlet Soliloquy (rewritten) You rule!
- Last seen 6 hours ago. Member since January 13, 2008.
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, and quote is "Don't listen to Cory!". - I am a 18 year old guy (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Workin' and makin' moosic.
- Visit my homepage at zombiesanonymous.com
- I support the site as a silver member
- I help out as a teacher
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- I am in the groups Discworld Central, Inner City Zombies, NaNoWriMo, Serious about reviews, StoryWrite Mafia, Storywrite Anthology Volume One, Storywrite Authors Guild, Teachers, Writing 101, Youth Group for Christian Writers, the MCAG
- I have 938 comments, 3 contests
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Stories I'm focused on
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Nabivka’s back room was nothing like the dark and gloomy cellar most people thought it was.
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He's a very literal kinda guy.
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Somewhere on Universe's outer skirt, was a planet, a planet called - get this, Outer Erf.
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In the not too distant future, one man on a quest finds something unexpected... like, totally unexpected...
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It's that time of year again. The time when a bunch of men head to a field to play with their balls...
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The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!
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In the beginning was a clown, his name was Frankinclown. He was a cereal killer600 words, 70 comments, March 14, 2008. In Contest entry, Humor
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They walked hand in hand down the path, the sun streaming through the trees casting soft shadows on them both...
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Captain's log: Star date, 16th of the 3rd, 4037.1 / We'd been orbiting around the star 71,467 of the Nerdy Sector for two weeks, awaiting
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To pee, or not to pee– that is the question:
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Have you ever wondered; what happens to a Hostage in Counter Strike when they are not waiting to be rescued? Find the answers today.
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Chuberry : This made me ACTUALLY LOL on December 18, 2008My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day, I must say, it was very thoughtful of him, coming into winter and all, but these sleeves make things hard to type, rather restricting. The good news is, my nose is getting very good at typing.
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