*Sneezes* *Sniff* Oh, hello. Welcome to my page. *waves his hands round* this is it.
A little about me: I was born on Saturn, which surprises a few people, most think I was born on Mars. But no, that is just a common misconception. My Mum was born on Mars, but she moved to Saturn, where I was born. My family moved to Earth shortly after I was born, and it's been great down here, the weather is nice. I just have to remember to keep my third arm out of sight, 'cause it kinda freaks people out.
My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day. I must say, it was very thoughtful of him - coming into winter and all. These sleeves make things hard to type though, rather restricting. The good news is: I'm getting very good at typing with my nose.
Oh, and my favourite place to get drunk and pass out (my wallet with me, and full of cash) is a little pub on the corner of Dunbedaft RD, in Gdayshellberight.
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