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*Sneezes*  *Sniff* Oh, hello. Welcome to my page. *waves his hands round* this is it.

A little about me: I was born on Saturn, which surprises a few people, most think I was born on Mars. But no, that is just a common misconception. My Mum was born on Mars, but she moved to Saturn, where I was born. My family moved to Earth shortly after I was born, and it's been great down here, the weather is nice. I just have to remember to keep my third arm out of sight, 'cause it kinda freaks people out.

My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day. I must say, it was very thoughtful of him - coming into winter and all. These sleeves make things hard to type though, rather restricting. The good news is: I'm getting very good at typing with my nose.

Oh, and my favourite place to get drunk and pass out (my wallet with me, and full of cash) is a little pub on the corner of Dunbedaft RD, in Gdayshellberight.

My Recommended authors list: 

Tallblondie 

IrishYndina

WritersEffigy

Valkyrie 

Tiger-Lily

Soda 

Gary Alexander

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NOTE: If you do not have something constructive (however brutal) or nice to say about my stories, don't say anything. I will ticket or delete your comment. People who flame stories have a problem, and that is obvious.

  

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  • Angelic Dragon on June 26
    Lol like your profile. I agree with your note there. *points at it* people need to understand what is critism and what's actually helpful to the author.

    They always go a little too far and then it becomes insulting.

  • Carina.J.LR on June 26
    nice page, very original
  • Darkness begins on June 23
    I need a friend.
  • sodancewithsoda : Blondie just told me!!! =) on March 26

     

    See, no one has ever given you Mr. T!!! Happy birthday, Dan I hope you have a great one

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