*Sneezes* *Sniff* Oh, hello. Welcome to my page. *waves his hands round* this is it.
A little about me: I was born on Saturn, which surprises a few people, most think I was born on Mars. But no, that is just a common misconception. My Mum was born on Mars, but she moved to Saturn, where I was born. My family moved to Earth shortly after I was born, and it's been great down here, the weather is nice. I just have to remember to keep my third arm out of sight, 'cause it kinda freaks people out.
My doctor gave me a pretty white jacket the other day. I must say, it was very thoughtful of him - coming into winter and all. These sleeves make things hard to type though, rather restricting. The good news is: I'm getting very good at typing with my nose.
Oh, and my favourite place to get drunk and pass out (my wallet with me, and full of cash) is a little pub on the corner of Dunbedaft RD, in Gdayshellberight.
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NOTE: If you do not have something constructive (however brutal) or nice to say about my stories, don't say anything. I will ticket or delete your comment. People who flame stories have a problem, and that is obvious.
- Last seen 4 hours ago. Member since January 13, 2008.
- My mood is
, and quote is "Eats food for breakfast. ". - I am a 19 year old guy (Australia)
- When I'm not writing, I'm workin' and makin' moosic.
- Visit my homepage at thexdproject.com
- I support the site as a silver member
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- I am in the groups Inner City Zombies, NaNoWriMo, S a R, StoryWrite Mafia, Teachers, World Shapers, Writing 101
- I have 1,393 comments, 3 contests, 61 stories
My Lists
- Collaborated Stories
- Contest Pieces
- Half-hour Stories
- The Atlantic Via Bathtub
- The edited and now perfect(?) stories.
Stories I'm focused on
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I put the ship into Lemon Alert when the escape pod was docked, in case things went sour. If they got really spicy I’d put it into Chilli A
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Part way through said party a non-descript, but highly individual emo made an astoundingly intelligent observation: Blondie was not there.500 words, 41 comments, February 11
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For one death is the end, for another, it is a means of profit.
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He's a very literal kinda guy.
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100 words, 68 comments, October 16, 2008. In Black humour, Dark, First person, Satire, Thought-provoking
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Somewhere on Universe's outer skirt, was a planet, a planet called - get this, Outer Erf.
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In the not too distant future, one man on a quest finds something unexpected... like, totally unexpected...
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It's that time of year again. The time when a bunch of men head to a field to play with their balls...
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The probably completely un-awaited new story by some peoples favourite author DoozerDan!
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They walked hand in hand down the path, the sun streaming through the trees casting soft shadows on them both...
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Captain's log: Star date, 16th of the 3rd, 4037.1 / We'd been orbiting around the star 71,467 of the Nerdy Sector for two weeks, awaiting
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To pee, or not to pee– that is the question:
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Have you ever wondered; what happens to a Hostage in Counter Strike when they are not waiting to be rescued? Find the answers today.
My Stories
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A contest entry - if the contest can be opened again.500 words, 16 comments, October 2
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A cold breeze blew over the open bonnet and ruffled my hair - I evidently needed more gel in it, it wasn't supposed to move.500 words, 2 comments, July 19. In Humor, Nonfiction
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The start of a series of mini-stories describing my battle with a single bolt on my car.300 words, 39 comments, June 24. In Humor, Nonfiction
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Guest Book
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immortal guy : hey on October 5i think i have the same doctor as you, he is nice isnt he...
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blackwhite on September 16This is Original. Capital O intended. Coz I have never seen a page like this.
Your doctor gave you a JACKET? LUCKY YOU! mine only ever gives me licorice flavored jellybeans. And he only does that whenever he sticks a needle in me first. (I HATE NEEDLES!)
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Schnitzel on September 11omg in that pic, that dudes head is up his frikking ass!!!
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Schnitzel on August 20some trophy collection you got there
well done 
