To you, I'm Donkey.
To a lot of people, I'm Donkey. To one maniac, I'm Spoon, but that's neither here nor ----
----->there.
It may be here, but I think I lost it.
As you can see, I am in no way, shape or form 'sarcastic', 'cynical', 'irrelevant' or, my personal favorite, 'stupid'.
I write, I read, I program computers.
Only joking. You think I write?! You jest, you jest....
Well, seeing as I'm Donkey to you, I'm just another 16 year old British Hooray Henry with past emo/rocker tendencies. Whether or not I'm actually a 5'6' black-haired violent Irish girl is another matter, but that you'll have to figure out for yourself.
can't make it too easy, eh?
At least my writing isn't as annoying and self-indulgent as this. Well, I can't promise anything.. it's sort of like reading a lengthy Clapton song; it started well, but soon you realize they're all rather similar and far too long for the hype, which wasn't exactly considerable to begin with.
And if you read that metaphor to the end, much less understood it, you have my respect. Enough respect to get you from Ganymede to Titan, in fact.
which wasn't a sly Dwarfer quote..
Yeah. tis' just me, if you like it, high five. if you don't like it, nuff said.
oh, as a postscript; my very good friend Millie introduced me to this last year, and i've never looked back. Neither have i thanked her, thinking about it, but nawhhh...she'll forgive me.
Disclaimer: should you recognize my anal and attentive tone, then continue to recognize your image in one of my stories, Don't Panic. (which wasn't a sly Hitchhikers quote)
Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely intentional. Read it and weep.
Donkey
To a lot of people, I'm Donkey. To one maniac, I'm Spoon, but that's neither here nor ----
----->there.
It may be here, but I think I lost it.
As you can see, I am in no way, shape or form 'sarcastic', 'cynical', 'irrelevant' or, my personal favorite, 'stupid'.
I write, I read, I program computers.
Only joking. You think I write?! You jest, you jest....
Well, seeing as I'm Donkey to you, I'm just another 16 year old British Hooray Henry with past emo/rocker tendencies. Whether or not I'm actually a 5'6' black-haired violent Irish girl is another matter, but that you'll have to figure out for yourself.
can't make it too easy, eh?
At least my writing isn't as annoying and self-indulgent as this. Well, I can't promise anything.. it's sort of like reading a lengthy Clapton song; it started well, but soon you realize they're all rather similar and far too long for the hype, which wasn't exactly considerable to begin with.
And if you read that metaphor to the end, much less understood it, you have my respect. Enough respect to get you from Ganymede to Titan, in fact.
which wasn't a sly Dwarfer quote..
Yeah. tis' just me, if you like it, high five. if you don't like it, nuff said.
oh, as a postscript; my very good friend Millie introduced me to this last year, and i've never looked back. Neither have i thanked her, thinking about it, but nawhhh...she'll forgive me. Disclaimer: should you recognize my anal and attentive tone, then continue to recognize your image in one of my stories, Don't Panic. (which wasn't a sly Hitchhikers quote)
Any resemblance to any person living or dead is entirely intentional. Read it and weep.
Donkey
- Last seen on Nov 19 3:09 PM. Member since January 20.
- My mood is , and quote is "Smegging marvellous; the surf's breaking hard out there".
- I am a 16 year old girl (Great Britain)
- When I'm not writing, I'm fixing computers xD .
- I have 69 comments, 2 contests, 20 stories
My Stories
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I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you so bad: so bad it nearly hurts. But I know you will think less of me, and I wouldn’t want that1400 words, 2 comments, November 8. In Drama, First person, Hope, Personal, Starting idea, Teen, Unfinished
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The couple stood in the mosh pit already, by the time Wolf arrived. Wolf wasn’t his name, of course, but for these metal gigs he adopted his alias and dropped the three-piece suit for ripped denims and black-rimmed eyes.1
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sexyindiancurry : Spoon on September 4^^ You are my little spoon. Deal with it
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PixieDrug on September 2ha! I love your page. very jealous
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Mistress Cheetah on April 26hiya
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XxXDreamWeaverXxX : Hello on April 18I noticed you had no guest book entries. So here is your first
Also, I would like to know the long joke which lead to the name Donkey. You should add it into your profile page.
~Dream♥
