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YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED INTO A  STRANGE AND  WORLD

                        

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  I have to forewarn you, I am a very weird and random person.    

 

 

                              

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║(0 ║ ♫ love Coldplay!                             

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My previous user name:

MusicTennisPeace

DeathByChocolate (I will go back to this one eventually 'cause I like it

BoomBoomPow (I did this on accident lol)

DeathByChocolate (again)

DeathByIceCubes (inside joke for my "real" life friends )

 TheSuperNinjaAmeg (another inside joke )

 

You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends!

_♥_♥__♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you e  love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much

 

 

OK, my name is ERIN (obviously). I am a 13 year-old girl. I currently reside in FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

 

 

 

MY FAVORITE:

~SPORTS!~ I play tennis, like everyday and ski (which is hard in FL)

 

~Books~ Some of my favorite books are MAXIMUM RIDE (totally amazing), Eragon, Pendragon, Harry Potter 7, the King of Ireland Son, yes i could go  on forever, uh, THE SISTERS GRIMM, Sam Whitton and the Angels Prophecy, Marly & Me, STARDUST , and THE GRAVEYARD BOOK (TOTALLY AMAZING)  and I'll just stop there...

 

 

  C O L O R S : light BLUE , lime GREEN , BLACK, shiny colors,   and that's about it.

 

SONGS: Handlebars by the FLOBOTS , I'm yours by jason Mraz, Afterlife by the avenged sevenfold, AMerican Idiot by green day, gives you hell by all american rejects, and untouched  by the veronicas  

FOOD: SUSHIE!!!!! Lobster is also good.  

MOVIES : STARDUST!!!!!!!! Get smart, Ferris Buellers day off, sydney White, Click.. .  

 

LEAST FAVORITE:

COLORS : orange and blue together (happens to be the gator colors) and light pastely colors S O N G S: Father figure by who cares  FOOD:  CILANTRO  

MOVIE: I really don’t know 

BOOK: Lord of the Flies  

 

Knock Knock

Whos there?

You know

You know who?

Thats right! AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!!

 

My SW friends!

If you arn't ont his list and you ARE my friend, take no offense, simply message me and that will be changed  

 

 

http://storywrite.com/TyShade

http://storywrite.com/ForeverFrozen  

http://storywrite.com/SandhyaSuri  

http://storywrite.com/Thorn-on-the-Rose <-- love the same stuff!http://storywrite.com/AliciaInWonderland  

http://storywrite.com/Ms.Dede 

http://storywrite.com/Preeti%20Prasad  

http://storywrite.com/Cashel%20West <-- friend from school!!!!!!!   http://storywrite.com/DarkOneShadow   http://storywrite.com/beautynduty   http://storywrite.com/NotMyselfAnymore   http://storywrite.com/purplepie97  <-- PIE! YAY!

http://storywrite.com/BlueberryQueen%20Aura   http://storywrite.com/Xdeadly.nightshadeX <-- Woot! Woot! One of my bestest friends EVER!!!!!!!!! Slaps coulda had a v8!!!!!   http://storywrite.com/Xsilent.shadowX ß Also one of my friends from life! Woot!  

http://storywrite.com/Someone%20Faraway

http://storywrite.com/Firestar- <-- serious warrior fan!   http://storywrite.com/The%20Tmnts%20Sister<- tmnts fan!!!

http://storywrite.com/Mistystar <--WARRIORS!

http://storywrite.com/Kevan  

http://storywrite.com/bubs4eva  

http://storywrite.com/Host   <-- good writter...

http://storywrite.com/BreakThroughAngel  

http://storywrite.com/Valkyrie   <-------- Good writter

http://storywrite.com/His.Golden.Eyes <--- maximum ride, artemis fowl fan. How could you not love her ?  

http://storywrite.com/Rose%20Hathaway  

http://storywrite.com/Shah <-- I am NOT Dan Jerkins…   lol 

http://storywrite.com/I%20Love%20R-Pattz   http://storywrite.com/ForThePlague <- awesome name

 http://storywrite.com/ChrisTheCogno  

http://storywrite.com/buffylover29 <--Freaking awesome person (who love Buffy the vampire slayer!!!!!)

·                                  outtahereall ·                                  countrypoet5 ·                                  SandhyaSuri ·                                  Bloody-Ink ·                                  ForThePlague ·                                  bubs4eva ·                                  popcorn doorknob ·                                    Rosabell ·                                  beautynduty ·                                  andysgirl09 ·                                  zaknafein ·                                  HaydenLautner ·                                  Lady Kay ·                                  Pixels ·                                  sweetmortal ·                                    omgsh.ima.turtle                  DarkEstUneEnigme ·                                  xbi-curiousx

donuts-and-music ß My best friends best friend, so my friend too

 

 

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile. 

 

 

 

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   ~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."      

 

...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida [I live there]
(x) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
(x) Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins (not an entire meal, just dip n' dots)

(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls (DUH!!!)
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating (i suck, but i've done it)
(x) Ice-skating

(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
() I've had someone cheat on me.
() I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
()I have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
() I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
() I've had a crush on a teacher.
() I am a cuddler.
() I love to flirt.
(x) I've been hugged and/or kissed in the rain. (haha, hugged by friends...)

(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
() I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x) I've shoplifted ( I stole chocolates from walgreens when my mom wouldn't by them for me. I had to go apoligize when I got caught...)

Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. (when do you NOT need sleep???)

() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm (like kicking a door?)
() I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide
()I'm afraid of dying. (not that I'm lookin forward 2 it..)

() I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.

Random
() I can sing well.
() I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
(x) I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower. (sumtimes)
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
(XXXXX) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well. 
() My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
() I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
() I bite my nails
() I play video games
() I'm good at remembering faces.
() I'm good at remembering names.
(xdepends) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed

(x) My answers are totally honest

 

Things not to do in a Lord of the Rings Movie
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly: Wait! Which one is Harry Potter? 
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" 
3. After the movie, proclaim loudly: "Lucas could have done it better!" 
4. Play a silly game where you have to have to laugh every time someone in the movie mentions "The Ring." 
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. 
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." 
7. When is Saruman is in Isengard, stand up and shout out "Rapunzel, Rapunzel,let down thy hair," 
8. Talk loudly like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off somebody's finger and fall down the stairs. 
9. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle Of Helms Deep" Monty Python-style. 
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "BARBECUE!" 
11. In The Two Towers when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and yell "RUN, FOREST, RUN!!!" 
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I"m TOLKEIN about!" 
13. During a wide shot of a battle scene, yell: "Where's Waldo?" 
14. Talk loudly about how you heard there's a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. 
15. Start an Orc sing-along. 
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Dr Frankenfurter and walk around like everybody else is confused. 
17. When they go into the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout "I see DEAD PEOPLE!" 
18. Loudly imitate what you think a comversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would sound like. 
19. Release a jar of Daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene. 
20. Wonder out loud of Aragorn is going to run for Governor of California. 
21. When Shelob appers, loudly exclaim how Jordan has really let herself go! 
22. Three quarters through the movie loudly ask your neighbor "Which one is Michael Flatley and when is he going to dance?" 20

 

 

 

  16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (sorta like the game "scare as many people as possible at the mall" lol) 

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

 

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these
things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone’s life.


• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you're around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.

 

  http://www.quibblo.com/quiz/7Rg0xub/Who-is-your-twilight-match

Emmet is my match! Yay hes awesome..... 

 

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbien.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist 5

THIS IS WRONG!!!!! STOP!!!!