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    I have to forewarn you, I am a very weird and random person.    

 

 

                              

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║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you   
║(0 ║ ♫ love Coldplay!                             

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My previous user name:

MusicTennisPeace

DeathByChocolate (I will go back to this one eventually 'cause I like it

BoomBoomPow (I did this on accident lol)

DeathByChocolate (again)

DeathByIceCubes (inside joke for my "real" life friends )

 TheSuperNinjaAmeg (another inside joke )

 

You're the PEANUT to my BUTTER
You're the STAR to my BURST
You're the POP to my TART
You're the FRUIT to my LOOP
But most importantly...
You're the BEST to my FRIEND!
Post this on your profile if you love your friends!


_♥_♥__♥_♥_ Put this
♥___♥_♥___♥ heart
_♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you e  love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____ very much

 

 

OK, my name is ERIN (obviously). I am a 13 year-old girl. I currently reside in FLORIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

 

 

 

MY FAVORITE:

~SPORTS!~ I play tennis, like everyday and ski (which is hard in FL)

 

~Books~ Some of my favorite books are MAXIMUM RIDE (totally amazing), Eragon, Pendragon, Harry Potter 7, the King of Ireland Son, yes i could go  on forever, uh, THE SISTERS GRIMM, Sam Whitton and the Angels Prophecy, Marly & Me, STARDUST , and THE GRAVEYARD BOOK (TOTALLY AMAZING)  and I'll just stop there...

 

 

  C O L O R S : light BLUE , lime GREEN , BLACK, shiny colors,   and that's about it.

 

SONGS: Handlebars by the FLOBOTS , I'm yours by jason Mraz, Afterlife by the avenged sevenfold, AMerican Idiot by green day, gives you hell by all american rejects, and untouched  by the veronicas  

FOOD: SUSHIE!!!!! Lobster is also good.  

MOVIES : STARDUST!!!!!!!! Get smart, Ferris Buellers day off, sydney White, Click.. .  

 

LEAST FAVORITE:

COLORS : orange and blue together (happens to be the gator colors) and light pastely colors S O N G S: Father figure by who cares  FOOD:  CILANTRO  

MOVIE: I really don’t know 

BOOK: Lord of the Flies  

 

Knock Knock

Whos there?

You know

You know who?

Thats right! AVADA KEDAVERA!!!!!!!

 

My SW friends!

If you arn't ont his list and you ARE my friend, take no offense, simply message me and that will be changed  

 

 

http://storywrite.com/TyShade

http://storywrite.com/ForeverFrozen  

http://storywrite.com/SandhyaSuri  

http://storywrite.com/Thorn-on-the-Rose <-- love the same stuff!http://storywrite.com/AliciaInWonderland  

http://storywrite.com/Ms.Dede 

http://storywrite.com/Preeti%20Prasad  

http://storywrite.com/Cashel%20West <-- friend from school!!!!!!!   http://storywrite.com/DarkOneShadow   http://storywrite.com/beautynduty   http://storywrite.com/NotMyselfAnymore   http://storywrite.com/purplepie97  <-- PIE! YAY!

http://storywrite.com/BlueberryQueen%20Aura   http://storywrite.com/Xdeadly.nightshadeX <-- Woot! Woot! One of my bestest friends EVER!!!!!!!!! Slaps coulda had a v8!!!!!   http://storywrite.com/Xsilent.shadowX ß Also one of my friends from life! Woot!  

http://storywrite.com/Someone%20Faraway

http://storywrite.com/Firestar- <-- serious warrior fan!   http://storywrite.com/The%20Tmnts%20Sister<- tmnts fan!!!

http://storywrite.com/Mistystar <--WARRIORS!

http://storywrite.com/Kevan  

http://storywrite.com/bubs4eva  

http://storywrite.com/Host   <-- good writter...

http://storywrite.com/BreakThroughAngel  

http://storywrite.com/Valkyrie   <-------- Good writter

http://storywrite.com/His.Golden.Eyes <--- maximum ride, artemis fowl fan. How could you not love her ?  

http://storywrite.com/Rose%20Hathaway  

http://storywrite.com/Shah <-- I am NOT Dan Jerkins…   lol 

http://storywrite.com/I%20Love%20R-Pattz   http://storywrite.com/ForThePlague <- awesome name

 http://storywrite.com/ChrisTheCogno  

http://storywrite.com/buffylover29 <--Freaking awesome person (who love Buffy the vampire slayer!!!!!)

·                                  outtahereall ·                                  countrypoet5 ·                                  SandhyaSuri ·                                  Bloody-Ink ·                                  ForThePlague ·                                  bubs4eva ·                                  popcorn doorknob ·                                    Rosabell ·                                  beautynduty ·                                  andysgirl09 ·                                  zaknafein ·                                  HaydenLautner ·                                  Lady Kay ·                                  Pixels ·                                  sweetmortal ·                                    omgsh.ima.turtle                  DarkEstUneEnigme ·                                  xbi-curiousx

donuts-and-music ß My best friends best friend, so my friend too

 

 

98% of teenagers have tried pot. If you are one of the 2% who hasn't, post this on your profile. 

 

 

 

----///\\----- Please

---///-\\\---- Put This
--|||---|||--- On Your
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--|||---|||--- You Know
---\\\-///---- Someone
----\\///----- Who Died
-----///\----- Of Or Has
----///\\\----Cancer   

 

   ~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunchtime sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions switch to espresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."      

 

 

  16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART (sorta like the game "scare as many people as possible at the mall" lol) 


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

 

 

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  • Whipper Snapper on September 10
    Very nice music taste. I know pretty much all of those songs!
  • CallMeWhenUrRich on July 13
    Hiya. Just dropped by to say hi and God, if only I hd the time to finish my Pendragon Book 10! I freaking paid my entire allowance for that book!

    Anywho, wanna be SW friends?
  • Melissa HoneyBee on July 11
    Hey! Thanx for the add. Love Page. How'd you get those songs? I LOVE I'M YOURS!!! Okay that's it Cya later, I WILL check out some of your stuff.
    Laterz - Melissa
  • Andiness on June 20
    Just a guess....do you listen to Sia?? She has a song called Death by Chocolate

    And I LOVE your page!!

    -Andi

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