Q - Why did the drummer join the band?
A - He wanted to hang out with musicians.
Q - "Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
A - "Oh, about a half a beat behind the drummer."
Q - Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?
A - So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.
Q - How do you get 2 drummers to play in time?
A - Shoot one.
Q - What do drummers use for birth control?
A - Their personalities
Q - Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven?
A - Because he woke the baby Jesus!
Q - What do you call a drummer with half a brain?
A - Gifted.
Q - Why to bands need Roadies?
A - To translate what the drummer says.
Q - What's the difference between a drum machine and a drummer?
A - You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once!
Q - How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Just one, so long as a roadie gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket for him.
Q - What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
A - Put a sheet of music in front of him.
Q - What is the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
A - You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q - Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A - Because it can keep a steady beat and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
Q - How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A - Five: one to screw in the light bulb and four to talk about how much better Neil Peart would have done it!
Q - Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
A - Me either.
Q - Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A - So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
Q - How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
A - You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
Q - How can you tell when the stage riser is level?
A - The drool comes out of both sides of the drummer's mouth.
Q - What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?
A - "Hey, guys - why don't we try one of my songs? ..."
Q - What did the professional drummer say when he got to his job?
A - "Would you like fries with that?"
Q - What is the difference between and chiropodist and a drummer?
A - A chiropodist bucks up your feet.
Q - What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?
A - Homeless.
Q - How do you make a flautist into a drummer?
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