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Hi...Um I'm Matt.
I love all music....well not ALL....
I'm Emo.
My best friend is Shelby.
Her user name is StarLightVampire23
I am in love with no one.
I'm 23
I talk too much
I play drums.
I Sing.
I am a guy. (lol)
My parents are dead.
Well my mom is but my dad is very much alive but he's dead to me.
I have been raped.
I use to live with foster parents.
I have very few friends.
I love to read and write.
I love pizza.

MY STORYWRITE FAMILY:

RazorBladeKiss14: 1st Wifey
Deadtotheworld4766: Sister
StarLightVampire23: Big Sister
EatTheShadows: Little Brother
Strike08: Little sister
The Insane Eraser: Little sister
Beauty Within: Little Sister
Farhan: Little brother
Gary Alexander: Older Brother
DeathBlackRose: Cousin
melancholic smile: Older sister
Breathless: Second Cousin twice removed
DeathByChocolate: Little sister
CrystalRoseOfNight: Nutty Little Sister
ZeroYukiForever23: Daughter
PheonixInTheCorner: Dorky stalker



One day, a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The Teacher was explaining evolution to the children. The Teacher asked a little boy:

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see GOD?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see GOD because HE isn't there. God just doesn't exist.

The little girl spoke up wanting to ask the boy some questions. The Teacher agreed.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL; Tommy, do you see the Teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No!

LITTLE GIRL: "Then according to what we were taught today, she doesn't have one........... "

You say - Pink
I say - Black
You say - Miley Cyrus
I say - Escape The Fate
You say - Jonas Brothers
I say - Green Day
You say - Make up
I say - MUSIC!
You say - Shopping
I say - Cutting
You say - Gossip Girls
I say - Being Human
You say - Abercrombie & Fitch
I say - Hot topic
You say - That I'm weird
I say: Hell yeah I'm weird you gotta problem?!
put this on your profile if you agree

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...Have You Ever...

Smoked a cigarette - Yep
Drank so much you threw up - Alcohol.. Yep
Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back - Hell yeah
Been arrested - Once
Gone on a blind date - yep
Skipped school - Tons of times.
Seen someone die - Yes
Been on a plane - Yep
Been lost - Yep
Been on the opposite side of the country - Yep
Gone to Washington , DC - Yep
Swam in the ocean - Yep
Felt like dying.... - Yep
Cried yourself to sleep - Yep
Played cops and robbers - nope
Recently colored with crayons - Nope
Sang karaoke badly - Yep
Paid for a meal with only coins - Yep
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't - Yep
Made prank phone calls - Yep
Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose - Nope
Laughed until liquid came out of the other end - Nope
Caught a snowflake on your tongue. - Yep
Danced in the rain - Yep
Written a letter to Santa Clause - Nope
Been kissed under the mistletoe - Yep
Watched the sun rise with someone you care about - Yep.
Blown bubbles - Yep
Made a bonfire on the beach - Yep
Crashed a party - Yep
Gone roller-skating - Yep
Ice-skating - Yes

Realationship & Stuff

I'm single - Yep
I'm in a relationship - Nope
I'm engaged - Nope...
I've had someone cheat on me. - Yep
I've gone on a blind date. - Yep
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper. - Nope
I miss someone right now.- Yep
I have a fear of commitment. - Nope
I have a fear of abandonment. - Yep

I've cheated in a relationship. - Once
I've been the cheatee - Yep
I've gotten divorced - Nope
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. - Yep!!
I've told someone I loved them - Yep
I've kept something from a past relationship - Yep

Sexuality & Likes in a relationship

I've had a crush on someone of the same sex - Yep
I've had a crush on a teacher. - Yep
I am a cuddler. - Sorta
I love to flirt. - Sometimes
I've been kissed in the rain. =] - Yep
I've hugged a stranger. - Yep
I have kissed a stranger - Yep

Drugs/Probelms

I've consumed alcohol. - Yep
I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months. - yep
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them. - Yep
I have cough drops when I'm not sick. - Yep
I can't swallow pills. - Nope
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem - Yep
I have been diagnosed with clinical depression. - Yep many times
I'm anorexic or bulimic. - Nope
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. - Yep
I'm addicted to adrenaline - Nope
I've hurt myself on purpose - Yep
I'm addicted to self harm - Yep
I've woken up crying. - Yep
I've cried myself to sleep. - Yep

Death

I'm afraid of dying. - Nope
I hate funerals. - Yep too mushy
I've seen someone die. - Yep
Someone I know has attempted suicide. - Yep. My mom
Someone close to me has committed suicide. - Yep. My mom
I've attempted suicide. - Yep

Random

I can sing well. - Sometimes
I open up to others easily. - Nope
I watch the news. - At times
I don't kill bugs. - Nope
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. - Nope
I curse regularly. - Fuck Yes!
I sing in the shower. - Yep
I am a morning person. - Nope
I paid for my cell phone ring tone. - Yep
I'm a snob about grammar. - Nope
I am a sports fanatic. - Nope
I twirl my hair - Nope
have "x"s in my screen name - Nope
I love being neat - Nope
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day - Yep
I bake well. - sorta
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue - Nope, it's Black, red and blue! lol
I would wear pajamas to school. - Sure why not.
I like Miley Cyrus. - Nope
I like Hannah Montana. - Nope
I know how to shoot a gun. - Yep
I am in love with love. - Nope
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. - Nope
I laugh at my own jokes. - Yep
I eat fast food weekly - Yep
I believe in ghosts. - Yep
I am online 24/7, even as an away message. - Most of the time
I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. - I am not in school anymore. But when I went to college, yes.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. - Nope
I am really ticklish. - Nope
I love white chocolate - Nope
I bite my nails - Nope
I play video games - Yep
I'm good at remembering faces. - Yep
I'm good at remembering names. - Nope
I'm good at remembering dates. - Yep
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. - Yep
I have tried to join a circus and failed - Yep

My answers are totally honest - Yep