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RIP Michael Jackson, The greatest pop artist in the world. One of my idols forever. I love you, King of Pop. (1958-2009)

Why Shmellow there =]

I have a name but everyone calls me ‘Snickies’. Personally, yeah I like it. I suppose I should give some kinda idea as to who the spirit is behind the mask of Snickies. So here it is.

I’m a random chick with a side of mixed up pup at times.

I’ll be dead nice to you until you mess with my friends, then I’ll be your worst nightmare. I have a trait of going from zero to a hundred and then falling back quickly. Meaning I can go from calm to totally pissed the fuck off then back to calm pretty easily.

I’ve been told I have charisma and can be charming. I know for a fact that I’m stubborn. I can be persuasive and for the most part, bull headed. I am a fighter. I fight for what I love and love what I fight for... I am defensive, I don’t let things go easily.. I can forgive rather easy but forgetting is next to impossible for me.

Chances are, I’m not bitchy, You just don’t understand me. I am rather complex to understand until you’ve gotten to know me. My emotions flip faster than a light switch and half the time, I’m unsure why. I don’t have problems with people for no reason. They have to do something for me to not like them. I can be befriended easily, but not if you’re going to be one of those people that can’t be real with me. Come at me with words rather than daggers, and we’ll get along fine.

I've been told I have a gift when it comes to animals. Stronger than what it should be. I have a way of getting animals to trust me enough to where I can help and care for them until they're strong enough to be on their own. Mom says I should be a vet.

I am Bisexual. I’ve dated both a guy and a girl before. (Though not at the same time.) I know what I’m feeling. You don’t, so you can take that ‘You’re confused’ Bullshit and shove it up your ass because I don’t want to hear it.

I tend to make friends super easy, but best friends are a little harder.

I don’t trust easy, but people have told me it was easy to trust me.

I’ve got a strong intrest in vampires and a lot of my friends have a joke that I am one.. Simply because I will bite you eventually. It’s just something that’s going to happen if you’re my friend. I love drawing, And I love to read, more than one might think. I’ll be found with vampire books and Edgar Allen Poe the most. I adore writing poetry, though it’s sad and depressing for the most part and my stories have vampires, death or some other form of tragedy. I’m usually a deep person that can’t really express herself around some of her friends, but around others, not afraid at all. I am a child for this one.. But I love Wubbzy. Next to Kuromi and Patrick, he’s my favourite cartoon character x]

Josh-Jaymannnn, Oh my gosh. He’s my “Big Brother” Lol. He’s a really good guy that somehow managed to stumble across me and we became friends over Hamlet. Lmfao. The as the time went on, he began to look out for me more and more.. He said something once a long time ago about wanting a little sibbling, and I wanted an older one at the time so I was like “You can be my big brother if you want” and after that He became Joshua Ryan Morales.. LMFAO. Half the time, he treats me more like family than the ones blood related to me. Of course, when you think about it, blood is just a sticky liquid that tastes sweet to some and repulsive to others. He is my family. He keeps me smiling, He keeps me sane, and he’s one of the most trustworthy people I know. You’re a good guy Jayman. I loveee you, Bro :]

Joaida-Oh my wubbzy. I effing loves Joaida. She's like my best friend in the world. She's one of two people that I trust with everything and anything. I know she won't judge me and it's so easy to be around her. This girl is like my guardian. She looks after me and cares about me. She doesn't like when I'm not happy. It doesn't matter what she's going through--and that can be alot most times-- she still drops everything for her friends that need her. She's the best example of a best friend there is. I love you Joaida, thank you so much, for everything
Willie- Is so outragously nuts that it makes me laugh... it's really fun to hit him too You know you're one of my favorites Willie, so shush. Besides, without you, I wouldn't have anyone that would get away with putting me in the hospital. Willie is the one that will text me at like.. 3h30 when EVERYONE is supposed to be sleeping and he keeps me laughing with his randomness that early in the morning. Willie is absolutely crazy, but it’s SUPER easy to see why people love him xD Willie, I adore you. You're an awesome guy. Much Luff

Lauren-Oh my freaking death ham. Lauren is CRAZY! We get into all kinds of trouble. We did the sleeping bag of doom, which is pretty much where you crawl in a sleeping bag, then put your sleeping bag in an industrial trash bag and slide down steep basement stairs and laugh when you hit the concrete xD. We tried it in the same sleeping bag.. We almost fell off the stair case and she fell on top of me. She was cutting ham for every time one of us, or both of us were going down.. We called it death ham xD. Lauren, you’re the only one I’d kill myself being stupid with, and you’re the bestfriend and mentor in the worldddd

Tenor- Oh my nuff. Tenor. Where do I even begin with him. He’s the amazing best friend that understands me more than a lot of people do. He’s able to make me laugh and feel better about a lot of things. He seems to like my drawings and poems, even when I think they’re bad.. And he’s my comrade forever. He gave me the nickname Vampiro and he is, hands down, one more of the most trustworthy person I’ve met .. I don’t know what I’d do without this crazy boy. Don’t be fooled. Mess with him, and you’re fucking doomed. You’d probably rather take on a rampaging bull xD. He does have a different side to him, one that he can express through his mad word skills x]. Oh man, we’d be the two chaos causers to go completely out with it and fuck with the entire neighborhood.. My best trouble making buddeh. You’re effing kick ass, Tenor, And you know it. I love my comrade. *Gets ready for combat* PFF!

Ashley-Lobshtaaaaa, Lefty. Oh my freaking moo. This girl is my left arm, the one that holds the knife while I cut the steak. The one that holds the paper while I make the crayon colour.. Even the one that cleans up the mess after I get mad and go BAM! In peoples faces. In December, I’ll have known this girly for three years. She may live miles away, but the times we talk and laugh together, make up for that big time. She’s always able to say something to get me to laugh, and she’s such an easy going person. We may not agree all the time, but it’s because we’re really different about some things, and others we’re like.. Oh. My. Moo. I was thinking the sammmeee thing! She’s all kinds of crazy with a couple different mixes and I love her. She’s like everyone’s favorite drug… easy to get addicted to, but impossible to stay away from. I effing loveee you, Lobshta (Who is called that because she rocks and lobsters rock Lmfao)Lmfaoooo ELMO POTTY POWER! (Insider, sorry you don't understand it
Micayla-Oh my Noodle.. I have been missing this girl like crazy. I met her four years ago in the early college, and ever since I left.. I miss her. She calls me Taco, because we joked about me being the perfect Mexican side dish.. I didn’t think I was perfect.. But around Micayla, she seems to see the best in everyone. I miss her oodles and oodles. I love that girl like woah and through everything that we’ve been through.. And everyone that we’ve faced. I’m glad she’s my best friend.. Because I could have NEVER gotten through it without her. Micayla, I owe you so much more than I’ll ever be able to repay. I love you girl.

Lani- WTFTW!! Lani! A lot of things to say about her. Let’s see.. For one? She was probably one of the first new friends I made at EC. For two? She became my “Husband” in the summer of ninth grade…[[And I had this stuffed, purple bunny that she loved.. so we called it our kid…]] and For Three? A lot of drama and bad feelings have threatened our friendship, but I don’t see an end to the friend. I have a lot of work to do, but I do believe that we could get through everything that time has done. A lot of loyalty in her veins. A lot of good advice and random goofyness.. and most of all, a lot of talent. She made the EC a better experience.. another help in the line of fire.. and she defiantly put up with a lot more than she should have. I owe you forever Lani doll.

Bandit.. AKA Much-Dipstick- Pff!!! Okay, I don’t think you could ever meet someone quite like her. She’s an effing amazing friend. She’s always checking up on me and trying to cheer me up. She has the kind of advice that would put Dr. Phil to SHAME. She’s got the personality that would win anybody over and she knows how to treat her friends. She liked my dog’s name.. that’s where the Bandit came from.. heh…. That just shows how random she gets. Like.. Ohhh I like the dogs name. *Wahbam* it’s her nickname :] She accepts people for who they are, not who the world wants them to be and she really knows how to make you think. You’re kick ass and I loveeee chuuuu, Bandit =P

Sammmm- Ahhaha Tater tot Sammeh. She’s another story entirely. I’ve known her since eighth grade.. and we first met? She wanted to kick my ass. Then she learned that everything was a rumor and she’s been a close friend ever since. Now that we are in senior year, Sam and I are going to run amuck along the halls of Admiral King DDD. Sam was another person that really helped me through my first rough year at EC. Sammmm, I could never repay you for the friend you gave me.

Jaydn-Holy Fucking Crow. This guy is pretty awesome. I’ve known him for a couple years now and every time I talk to him, he either brightens my day or he makes fun of me.. sometimes both He’s got that personality that most people get along with, and he knows what to say to really make you think.. [[and occationally piss you off (:]] We’ve gone from being at eachothers throats, back to being totally cool with eachother in a matter of ten minutes or so.. and that just proves that he’s easy to make as a friend, but harder to lose if you’re really his friend. :] Jaydn, You’re fucking awesome and I’m really glad we’re friends.. even if I don’t show it as much as I should.. or or or or orrrr even if we don’t agreeeee all the time. :]

Mitchelle-Dollbby! Mitchelle is fucking awesome. I haven’t talked to her in a while.. but she’s so easy to get along with and it’s so easy to laugh at the funny and random things she says. She’s a complex recipe in a rather simple minded world [[No offence intended]] She’s made up of a lot of things. Most unknown to me.. but I do know she’s a mix of random hilarity with a side of caring, protective and rawrness nesss. She’s gotten me through a lot of things in the past.. and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay her for that. Mitch_a_murderrr, You kick ass and I loveee you :]

Matt-Mattttt!!!!! Oh my goodness.. Matt is simply amazing. He’s funny and really sweet at times.. then at others, you want to ring his neck… it’s like.. where did you come from? Some of the things he says are completely inappropriate.. and some are like.. side splitting. One thing’s fer sure.. don’t ever have him in a class.. You’ll spend all your time talking to him… LOL. He’s got this other side… this side where he shows a deep compassion for his friends. He knows how to be sweet yet in a tough love kinda way. He’ll get up in your face and say things that hurt at first.. until they make you think.. then it’s like.. “OHH”. He sticks up for me and is really loyal. YAY MATT. I LUFF CHUUU



Makenzie-Awwh, this girl is so cute. I've known her since she was in the like.. second grade, or whenever it was my sister brought her home. She's my sister's best friend, and she's a good friend of mine too. She's so funny and clever, she leaves the most random comments and always makes me laugh. I love you Kenzie D

Kevin Catastrophe-Oh my. Where would I be without my Kevin Catastrophe. I love this guy like woah and I'm very happy that we became such best friends. I've known him going on four years now and It's like.. Woah. Never thought it'd be that long. I got away with calling him Mr.Cuddles, and if you know him, you'd NEVER expect him to be called anything EVEN close. He's the one that can make me laugh and then make me go "Awwh :]
Josh- Mannn I know SO many people by the name of Josh. Lol. Anyways, this kid is always there when you need him. He never talks as much as he listens. He likes to make sure his friends are okay before he makes sure he's okay. He's a very loyal kid who's got a very sweet and lovable personality. He and I are like a support team LOL. He checks on me, I check on him. I've known him for almost four years too. Josh, You're a crazy sophmore.. but you're my crazy pet smophmore

Pebbles!-Oh my pff. We have been best friends since we were in the third grade, And we’re seniors now. Holy freaking Crow, LONG TIME !! Even after I moved, we were still buddies for the longest time. I'm like EFF YES. I love Pebbles, there's so many laughs with her. She's funny, She's random and she's really sweet. Pebbs, You rock and you know it
Xavier-Oh my bob.. Xavier is the coolest thing since sliced cheese. He’s always making me laugh. His random questions and his silly emoticons. He’s been my science experiment, a random letter, my mom, and he has a crazy obsession with ste-e-e-e-e-gosauruses. I effing love this kid and his random brain. He had a baby named xrntx too. Lmfaooo just more proof that he’s random, crazy and he’s such a good and loyal friend. He effing ROKz my SOKz and he knows it.

Scott-Oh my! Scotteh boy is amazing! He’s hilarious with a side of logic and crazy ideas. He nudges me all the time so I’ve been calling him Nudgers. He makes the most random Vin Diesel Jokes and he’s the one that I’d see being the crazy college professor that everyone’s cool with. He knows how to make people think and how to make them laugh in a way that no one else can quite get down. Nudgers, You’re absolutely hilarious and I can’t imagine what I would do without you sometimes. I loveee him toooo.

Bill-Who is so much like Edward Cullen, it makes me sick. Just kidding Bill, you know I like to tick you off with that It's pretty fun to beat up Bill too.. even though he know's I don't mean it :] He says Edward Cullen wants to be like him. He probably does. You know how cool Bill is these days *Smiles and Rolls her eyes*

Andre-You're the best pod kid everrrrrrr who always watches what he says before he says it so it doesn't hurt his friends. Major crazy luff kid :] He’s very easy to talk to and he can always make me laugh. It’s so easy to have him laughing because he’s laid back and chill. He’s got a stellar smile and a kick ass personality. You're a really good friend and I'm super happy I met you this year. Crazyrawrhugtackles

[]===["""|"""|"""|"""]|)>---- ♥ My friends are my morphine, They stop the pain and make me feel better.


As far as my religious belief? I am a Christian *Giga gasp because the bisexual is a Christian* I do believe in God, I read the bible and Pray, But I’m not going to force my religion on you, nor do I care if you believe the same or not. You’re my friend because of who you are and not what you believe in. I’m not going to force things down your throat because I have a couple of friend that do that to me with going to church.. I hate it. So I know how it feels and respect the differences.

My Poisons:

☠Abortions
A cruel, sick, demented way for sluts that cant keep their legs closed to get rid of a poor, defenseless baby before it’s born. It's also the moribid and demented way out for the sick cowards that don't want to own up to actions and help raise the child. Obviously, it's a little different for rape victims, but just because you were raped, doesn't mean you can't keep the baby, Plus it'd be a miracle if you and the baby made it through alive. If you don't want it, give it up for adoption damnit.. There are plenty of people who would kill for the chance to have what you so eagerly throw away.

☠Rape
The vulgar, wrong and death deserving way that sick fucks carry out a sexual intercourse by beating, drugging and forcing themselves on someone. It usually ends up with the victim dead.

☠Stereotypes
Basically, they’re just a shitty way for narcissistic ridden fools to group people and make them feel bad.

☠Racism
A shitty idea that jerk offs use to make people feel bad for the colour of there skin and the blood in their veins.

☠Labels
Basically, it’s how people that are too stupid and narcissistic-kissed to know others any deeper than the outer appearances, identify people.

☠Homophobia
A sick and bullshit excuse for people who don’t understand to make others feel bad because of how they feel about the same sexes.

☠Abuse
The sick and shitty way that sick fucks treat people weaker than they are, Too nice or forgiving, or too blinded with love that usually ends up in death or bad injuries.

☠Pointless drama.
The stupid shit that comes up when meaningless problems occur between people who have nothing better to do than start shit.

☠Clubbing
The sick and demented sport for the fucking assholes that have a problem when people kill babies but turn around and kill innocent baby and adult animals to see who kills the most.

☠Smoking
A sick way for people to end up killing themselves and destroying the people they care about.

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If I haven’t scared you off, Pissed you off or Annoyed you away, then I’m sure we’ll be great friends :]