WE WANT YOU TO BECOME A LILY.
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|...The................|
|......LILY............|
|..........Team......|
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There are exactly ten reasons why you should know you are in the year 2008.
1) You never play solitaire with real cards.
2) You know more virtual people than real people.
3) Everyone is scared of the regular zombie attacks.
4) Some people actually believe in zombies.
5) You will get lied to a lot.
6) You stub your toe four times a month.
7) You are so distracted by the words, you never noticed I had missed number 5.
8) You are calling me a liar, but I am only showing an example of number 5.
9) You also notice there are only nine reasons.
10) You're laughing.
So, here I am. Me. A blank page. Pretty much me. Now, if you're here to see something funny. Everything else below this is serious. Seriously, it's serious from here on.
I even bought a serious line. £100 from B&Q. So, here...
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Now...
Name: Colaca-Lily, a.k.a [smudges]
Popular or Nerd: Nerd.
Goth, Emo or Emotionally Stable: Stable
Dog or Cat: Cat
Favourite Person: Me.
Crush: [smudges]
Knock Knock: Who's there?
Now, come on...
I am bored. Let's chat.
So, what's your name?
Good name, but I'll call you pal.
So, pal, how are you?
Ah, good. What do you wanna talk about?
Well, I don't care for that, so let's talk about Me.
Well, I don't really know much about that, but I'll tell you--
STOP INTERUPTING ME!
I don't care!
Fine, I won't talk to you either!
-Life is like picking your nose. You got to get everything out it... then lick it.
-Why must we fight? Fighting is bad. Violence is not nice. Can't we all settle this. I mean, I know your jealous, but I'm just so awesome.
-Weird Al once said "mashed potatoes can be your friend". At least he doesn't get weird looks from the bartender when you go down to the bar for a chat with them.
-Why fantasise about Katy Price? Barbie's more expensive and contains less plastic.
-I watched Britain's Got Talent. I can do all that at once. I tried sing opera, while doing irish/greek dancing whilst dancing with a load of kids. Everyone thought it was great. Until I started, of course.
-Upstairs is for thinking and downstairs is for dancing. I couldn't find the stairs so I just danced.
-Calculator's are a waste of space. I mean, by the time I spelt it right, I used half a page. I should really buy that rubber.
-That's for me to know and you to look up on Google for ten minutes, QQ, search more, then go to Ask.com, then to Yahoo, then QQ more, then realise you spelt it wrong.
-A person who never made mistakes has never tried anything new. Or perhaps he is Chuck Norris.
-Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. Shakespeare was fooled when he lost his wit. Hurr hurr!
-Better three hours too soon than a minute late. I'd rather get detention for five minutes than get bored off my **** for three hours.
-Fiction is the truth inside the lie. That's a fictional lie about truth.
-We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. It's a horror to read 1200 pages of small-print. I read "It"!
-Fame is like signing the back of ciggerrette packets. Well, we don't carry notebooks to our supermarkets, Billy!
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|.......................|
|...The................|
|......LILY............|
|..........Team......|
|_________________|
There are exactly ten reasons why you should know you are in the year 2008.
1) You never play solitaire with real cards.
2) You know more virtual people than real people.
3) Everyone is scared of the regular zombie attacks.
4) Some people actually believe in zombies.
5) You will get lied to a lot.
6) You stub your toe four times a month.
7) You are so distracted by the words, you never noticed I had missed number 5.
8) You are calling me a liar, but I am only showing an example of number 5.
9) You also notice there are only nine reasons.
10) You're laughing.
So, here I am. Me. A blank page. Pretty much me. Now, if you're here to see something funny. Everything else below this is serious. Seriously, it's serious from here on.
I even bought a serious line. £100 from B&Q. So, here...
__________________________________________________________
Now...
Name: Colaca-Lily, a.k.a [smudges]
Popular or Nerd: Nerd.
Goth, Emo or Emotionally Stable: Stable
Dog or Cat: Cat
Favourite Person: Me.
Crush: [smudges]
Knock Knock: Who's there?
Now, come on...
I am bored. Let's chat.
So, what's your name?
Good name, but I'll call you pal.
So, pal, how are you?
Ah, good. What do you wanna talk about?
Well, I don't care for that, so let's talk about Me.
Well, I don't really know much about that, but I'll tell you--
STOP INTERUPTING ME!
I don't care!
Fine, I won't talk to you either!
-Life is like picking your nose. You got to get everything out it... then lick it.
-Why must we fight? Fighting is bad. Violence is not nice. Can't we all settle this. I mean, I know your jealous, but I'm just so awesome.
-Weird Al once said "mashed potatoes can be your friend". At least he doesn't get weird looks from the bartender when you go down to the bar for a chat with them.
-Why fantasise about Katy Price? Barbie's more expensive and contains less plastic.
-I watched Britain's Got Talent. I can do all that at once. I tried sing opera, while doing irish/greek dancing whilst dancing with a load of kids. Everyone thought it was great. Until I started, of course.
-Upstairs is for thinking and downstairs is for dancing. I couldn't find the stairs so I just danced.
-Calculator's are a waste of space. I mean, by the time I spelt it right, I used half a page. I should really buy that rubber.
-That's for me to know and you to look up on Google for ten minutes, QQ, search more, then go to Ask.com, then to Yahoo, then QQ more, then realise you spelt it wrong.
-A person who never made mistakes has never tried anything new. Or perhaps he is Chuck Norris.
-Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. Shakespeare was fooled when he lost his wit. Hurr hurr!
-Better three hours too soon than a minute late. I'd rather get detention for five minutes than get bored off my **** for three hours.
-Fiction is the truth inside the lie. That's a fictional lie about truth.
-We make up horrors to help us cope with the real ones. It's a horror to read 1200 pages of small-print. I read "It"!
-Fame is like signing the back of ciggerrette packets. Well, we don't carry notebooks to our supermarkets, Billy!
- Last seen 1 day ago. Member since May 19, 2008.
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, and quote is "I LIEK CHCOLAET CAEK". - I am a 12 year old guy (Great Britain)
- When I'm not writing, I'm playing World of Warcraft/Fable..
- I am in the groups The Science Fiction and Fantasy Writer
- I have 97 comments, 3 contests, 74 stories
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angelaononchan on September 21, 2008Like your resons. though I am not like that. Hi ^-^ Just stopping by.
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SageSyren : Welcome to SW on May 19, 2008Hi Colaca,
Welcome to the StoryWrite website!
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