Cocoly Docolies• Show stories

• Last seen on Nov 12 9:46 AM. Member since July 11.
• My mood is , and quote is "just got married".
• I am a 14 year old girl (Australia)
• When I'm not writing, I'm having fun living life to its extent.
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• I am in the groups Anything Group, Evil Teacher Hunting Party
• I have 471 comments, 2 contests, 29 stories, 2 journals

My Stories

• Evil Banana Split

  hope you like it

  300 words, 12 comments, November 11
• Worst Wednesday Ever!

  this is a true story

  200 words, 24 comments, November 7
• TV Remote [poem]

  I walked into a room with the TV,1
  

  100 words, 16 comments, November 6
• Dream after Dream

  I sat there in the white room, rocking back and forth. I have been here ever since I was 17 and I have no idea why.

  300 words, 8 comments, November 4

My journal entries

• School... what can I say? [part 2]

  5- Teachers. Teachers can be nice and they can also be mean, and then the nice teachers can be mean and the mean ones can be nice, can't they just make up there mind and stay nice all round and they jab jab jab about very boring stuff and when you ask questions they can give you the 'evil eye' thats just not right.

  November 9, 200 words. → 2 comments, Add one?
• School... what can I say? [part 1]

  1- Getting up early. Trust me, thats the last thing I wanna do at 7am in the morning. Leaving the comfort of the bed is horrible and when you've had a late night before hand then its worse. And for those people who have alarm clocks, including myself, its even worse waking up to a loud ringing noise, in my case a lo

  November 9, 200 words. → 5 comments, Add one?

Guest Book

• SableOrchid on November 17

  You have a favourite pet?! That's so mean...
• CareBearKilla : wow on November 15

  u have a.....unique page. really.
  I lmfao with the 'down to business' part.
  WTF IS AN A G L ET???
  
• Aranix Bijuu : cocohayziepuffs on November 13

  I love it! I shall leave you here alone! Joking.
  I often see BOB here...
• iCats : -pokes- on November 12

  Straws!
  
  So as I told you I’m here to spam your guest book. Although I got your permission first seen as this will be a very long entry full of random stuff, that once I read through it, even I won’t understand what I was talking about. I should just randomly type the numbers up to a thousand that would take up a lot of space.
  The reason I chose your guest book to spam out with my longest message ever is due to the fact that you are simple amazing! We’ve spoke a lot more recently, with me phoning in sick to work when I’m not actually sick (but shush, that will stay between us two ).
  
  You are my Straws and I am your Squiggy, or Choppy; depending on whether Simon decides to show his ugly face and ruin our fun. Even though I think you like him, well in that case you can have him and keep him because I don’t actually want him.
  
  -Pries Simon out of my squishy brain and pushes him into your brain through your ear –
  
  There we go, now you can put up with the annoying Italian that doesn’t know when to shut up. Now back to what I was saying before Simon pushed his way into my message. You know I can hear him laughing in my head right now.
  
  But yes, we have been speaking a lot more recently; my favourite conversation I think was when I was hyper of Skittle and Red bull. Damn my extendable arms and having to buy long sleeved coats that I forced your sister into slavery to make them for me. Then things moved on from there, to people cutting off their arms to give to others in the form of flowers.
  
  I love how half of this message would only make sense to us, it’s like having a secret coded language. That makes us special and super cool and completely amazing, I think you would agree with me in that case.
  Is it bad that I’m not even half way to beating the record and I’m running out of things to say...?
  
  My randomness is failing me! The world is going to end because of it; we shall all wallow in self pity and depression because I can no longer make people laugh with my random and witty comments. The pain! The suffering! Won’t somebody save the people of Story Write?!?!
  
  Dadadadaaaaa. Introducing Straws and Squiggy, the stand up act that will leave you sitting in a wet seat from making you laugh until you pee yourself and then you will get kicked out for ruining the seats and making it smell funny. Okay, think we are alright because that in itself was pretty damn random.
  
  I believe that another thing is the fact that you chopped off you arm to get away from me. I mean, I am really that bad to be around. I’m actually quite upset when you did that. I just thought it would be fun for you to be handcuffed to my ankle while sat on a skate board as I run around with you rolling around after me. But, if you don’t want to, that is just fine by me. I’ll find someone else to wheel around in my trolley that I stole from Tesco to, that was my next surprise for you. But if you really don’t want to I completely understand.
  
  OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
  
  I just remember that you ate my Jelly Babies; you know that is even meaner! You know I loved those Jelly Babies, they were like family to me, you know I melted Chrisage for eating my Jelly Beans. Be thankful that I love you too much to do that to you; else I would have ended you in the same way and saved my babies.
  
  Even talking about Merlin this morning was funny, I was just rambling on saying what was happening, and I bet you weren’t even interested in it. But I’m glad that they found that I guy was setting them up and he didn’t get burned at the stack for practising witch craft. I mean he wasn’t even a witch, firstly he was a man and secondly, he didn’t even do magic. Just encouraged Merlin to do it because Merlin has to save Arthur in every episode, how can he do that if he isn’t using magic? I mean come on that is just plain stupid.
  
  So now my rambling stops and I give you a very special gift like I do in all my guest book comments. My gift to you is this super amazing machine. It looks like an ordinary phone but it isn’t!
  
  -Hands over brick of a mobile phone-
  
  Now I know that it looks really old, but it’s because the technology is so modern that we haven’t been able to shrink it to a useable size as of yet.
  Wow, there is a midget running around someone on TV, it’s making me giggle and I’ve lost track of where I was in my little speech...
  
  Oh yes, your gift that is the size of five bricks stuck together. I’m sure you’re curious as to what it actually does. Well that is a very good question seen as I’m sat here rambling on because I’m trying to remember all of its functions. See I did tell you it’s a very new and ultra modern design that is so high tech it will most likely break within twenty four hours.
  Okay so its main function is that it has all my funny saying programmed into it. Whenever you miss the wonderful me, you press the purple button and it says one in my voice. Then the next function is that it allows you to speak to anyone, present past a future. You can even phone into the future and talk to your grandbabies!! If you have any that is. The finally and most amazing part of my gift if that it grants wishes, from wishing for warm cookies or wishing for a little kitten to play with. Anything you want if yours!
  
  I have officially gone over the one thousand word count and think you will most likely have been bored to death by me, that or you have fallen asleep. Or on the other hand you could be giggling your little butt off because I am so amazingly funny.
  
  This is me officially saying good bye, I hope you enjoyed reading; that is if you got to the end of this essay type signing. There will be a test when you have finished, 30 multiple choice questions, you have to get one hundred percent else you fail and have to retake your class on randomness.
  
  Bye my little Straws.
  
  Staci
  
  

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