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the name's Carly..... Wassup?
I hate fangirls(boys)
I hate Child (animal) abuse of ANY kind
I hate Miley Cyrus, JB, HSM




( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( ) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
( ) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( ) Ice-skating

Relationships:
( ) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
( ) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
(x) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
( ) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that someone cheated on me)
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
( ) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex (Amy Lee from Evanescence... if she counts)
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
( ) I am a cuddler.
( ) I love to flirt.
( ) I've been kissed in the rain.
( ) I've hugged a stranger.
( ) have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't (I'm sorry)
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
( ) I've snuck out of my house.
( ) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
( ) I've witnessed a crime.
( ) I've been in a fist fight.
( ) I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol. (YUCK)
( ) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
(x) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
( ) I can't swallow pills.
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
( ) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
( ) I'm anorexic or bulimic.
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.

Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
( ) I've attempted suicide.


Random:
(x) I can sing well. (most of the time)
( ) I open up to others easily.
( ) I watch the news (occasionally).
( ) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
(x) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat *Sometimes*
(x) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school. (and have)
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
( ) I know how to shoot a gun.
( ) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
( ) I eat fast food weekly
( ) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
( ) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
( ) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed

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My favorite bands are:
Evanescence
Papa roach
Secondhand serenade
Three Days Grace

I HATE the bands(Singers)
Pussycat dolls
Lady gaga
Jonas Brothers
Hannah Montana (Miley Cyrus)
HSM soundtrack
Katy Perry
anything rap (Besides Eminem)

Favorite songs:
Sweet Sacrifice- Evanescence
My immortal- Evanescence
Before the Dawn- Evanescence
Whats Goin On- Four non Blondes
21 Guns- Greenday
Beautiful- Eminem
Suppose- Secondhand Serenade
Your Call- Secondhand Serenade
Fall for You- Secondhand Serenade

Least Favorite Songs:
Love Game- Lady Gaga
Paparazzi- Lady Gaga
Pokerface- Lady Gaga
Waking up in Vegas- Katy Perry
I kissed a girl- Katy Perry
ANYTHING:
Hannah Montana, JB, HSM, Pussycat Dolls
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"92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile."
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"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
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If weird is good, strange is bad,
and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.
Weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
than weird is good.
If you are weird and proud of it,
copy this onto your profile!
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page...
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"my name is not a dick so keep it out of your f**king mouth."
--Kari Lee



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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ~Ernest Gaines
If you are against Homophobia of any kind, put this in your page
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As long as people are still having premarital sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, I'll be sound as a pound!
ha ha ha...
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."

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16 Things to Do At Wal*Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

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----- You know you live in 2010 when... -----
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave .
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) add this to your profile if you fell for this, you know you did!
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:.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.:

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer..."
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Things you don't want to hear during surgery:

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness."

Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.

Oh no! Where's my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?

There go the lights again?

"Ya know, there's big money in kidneys? and this guy's got two of 'em."

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.

What's this doing here?

I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!

Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?

OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?

Nurse, did this patient sign an organ donation card?

Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"

FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

Oh No! Page 47 of the Manuel is missing!
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Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Tube. All Of Life's Mysteries Are On TV


If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.


If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.


All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.


All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.


It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.


Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.


The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.


You're likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of you sweetheart back home.


Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.


The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.


People of TV never finish their drinks.


A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


The chief of police is always black.


When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.


If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm.


Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.


During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.


Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them.


Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.


Wearing a singlet or stripping to the waist can make a man invulnerable to bullets.


A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.


If a killer is lurking in your house, it's easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath - even if it's the middle of the afternoon.


Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.


Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.


All single women have a cat.


Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.


Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.


One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at one.


Creepy music coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.


If a phone line is broken, communication can be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying, "Hello?, Hello?"


Most people keep a scrapbook of newspaper cuttings - especially if any of their family or friends has died in a strange boating accident.


It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involved martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.


During a very emotional confrontation, instead of facing the person you are speaking to, it is customary to stand behind them and talk to their back.


When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.


Dogs always know who's bad and will naturally bark at them.


Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.


When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.


Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste.


No matter how badly a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.


If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the power and phone lines in the vicinity.


You can always find a chain saw whenever you're likely to need one.


Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch-enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gases, lasers and man eating sharks that will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.


Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.


Many musical instruments - especially wind instruments and accordions - can be played without moving the fingers.


All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.


It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.


Guns are like disposable razors - if you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. You can always buy a new one.


Make-up can safely be worn to bed without smudging.


A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.


If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only Accuaintences.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this ASAP
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98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol. Put this in your profile if you would Like to be chewing on a bagel right now...
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***If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile***
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***If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.***
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***If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste***
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***If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.***
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*** If you hate people who steal your style, paste this on your profile. ***

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*** If you more than daily question your sanity, paste this on your profile. ***
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***if you argue with yourself both out loud and in your head, Paste this on your profile!***
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Two Dead Boys:

Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,
A mute man came to shout "Hurray!"
A deaf policeman heard the noise and
Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,
In a two-story house on a vacant lot;
A man with no legs came walking by,
and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;
The long black hearse came to cart him away,
But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

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Quotes:

"Don't go to bed angry, Stay up late and plot your revenge."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"True friends are like peeing on yourself... Everyone can see it, but only YOU get the warm feeling it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."

"When I die, I wanna go peacefuly like my Grandfather... In his sleep, Not like the screaming passengers in his car."

"You laugh because I am different, I laugh because I just farted."

"Hard Work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?"

"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

"A computer once beat me at cheess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

"No please, Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids, eat them."

"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do? Release the dogs, Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in thei mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you."

"Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."

"People are like stained glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within"