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Good evening, my filthy pigeons. I'm your host, the internets Fal Starr! Today is a great day, everybody... Lets make it GREATER by talking about me!

 

I'm a 19 year old red-headed crazed woman, some may call me

BaT Fuck INSANE...But those guys are jerks. 

I am a journalism/ film student and I work at the local newpaper office as an 'intern', though I get paid and get to write stories and such.

 

 

In addition  to writing, which , being here, I obviously do, I loveeee music.

Lots.

I play guitar, bass, blues harp, and keyboards. I own a mandolin and a few other random instruments, but finding the time to play is mega hard. 

 

I love most kinds of music.. like.

  • Classic Rock
  • Early Metal
  • Indie [especially Brit indie]
  • Irish trad and chanty music
  • Alternative
  • Progressive
  • BLUEEES!
  • Punk. Early punk. Like.. The New York Dolls stuff 


My fave musicians are Aerosmith (I have an Aero tatt!), David Bowie, Bob Dylan, the Doors, The Pixies, Led Zepplin, Super Furry Animals, Rush, Styx, Pink Floyd, Flight of the Conchords, and Iggy Pop.
I really really love music..

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Personality wise, I'm fricking crazy.
I'm woefully sarcastic, so keep that in mind when you're reading my stuff (hint hint, Emo kids). I try to be somewhat nice, but yeah... sometimes the blunt and tactless hate will devour you
.. This is because I don't like a good 95 percent of those poems/ stories...Why? Because I really don't dig loud depression. To me something is sooo much more sympathy warranting when it's so genuine that you don't need to display your sadness by cutting your wrists for attention. That being said.

No, I will not read your poetry about suicide and how your parents hate you,

No, I will  not go with you to Hot Topic, and

NO. I DO NOT CARE IF IT'S 'JUST THE WAY YOU ARE' and not a 'fad'..

 Frankly, Emo is cliche, and if I comment on your dark poetry keep alook for that saracasm. I usually try to be nice so I don't say rude things...

but if I REALLY REALLY think something merits commendation and you're actually good, you will be able to tell from what I saw.

 




I [Heart] some of the Telly that all you kids are crazy about...

 

I love Doctor Who, Craig Ferguson, Jon Stewart, Colbert, x-files Scrubs, and Torchwood. I am a movie buff and I like.. Leon, Apocalypse Now, Seventh Seal, Fear and Loathing, Rocky Horror, Anything by Kubrick, and zombie movies.

An incomplete art gallery of mine is right below, because in addition to the above, I love to draw.

I'm accepting requests so check out my gallery and send me a message on here.. then I draw you somefin' yeah?

 

Now..

What did we learn on the Profile tonight Fal? 

Well... We learned that Fal

  • Loves listening and playing music
  • Is bat Fuck InsANE
  • Likes movies and Doctor Who
  • Hates 'Emo Kids'
  • Loves to draw and will draw for YOU
  • Is a journalist
  • ....Would make a brilliant talk show host 

That's it, my cheeky monkeys

Goodnight! 

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  • Lawliet : THE DOCTOR?!?!!? on November 17
    Doctor Who?... *twitch*... Torchwood?...*twitch*

    OMG CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESSS SH SG:ASGH :ASHKGHJKS DHGKG HWK JBNGKL BHSLG *censored* LOVELOVELOVE

    Cherry: *strangles*

    Me: AARRrRRHGGghgghhhh... o.O

    *faints from love for Jack*
  • Davis : Oh. I think you know. on June 17
    ... It's not easy being in your head. Mind givin' me a bit of a vacation sometime from the rest of the madness there?
  • lottiemae on June 16
    HI, there we have some of the same things in common. such as David Bowie, Pink Floyd, The Doors, and Led ZEPPLIN.
  • I like you. Very much so... I've never met anyone else who agrees with my views on emo kids quite the same way. In fact, I eat them for dinner... Care to join me?

    Anyway, nice to eat... Er, meet... you Have a lovely evening [at least it's evening here], and a pleasant tomorrow!

    Now, let's spread rainbows of love and doom to keep the whiny, wrist-slashing fake-cutters out

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