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Fireproof Witch, Chapter 1

Smarter than your average witch. Barely.

1000 words, 32 comments, August 28. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor

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Me, Myself, and Iguana

Why do such weird things happen to me?

2400 words, 15 comments, November 17. In Hmm, Humor, Life
Collabrat (Colonel Lab Rat)

I always wondered what would happen if pickles had teeth.

500 words, 1 comment, October 16. In Dark, First person, Humor, Inspirational, Romance, Science fiction
Rasputin on Rasputin: The Inside Scoop

Yesterday, the Poopascoop Press printed a story about what they labeled a "local phenomenon": sightings of the notorious wizard "Razputin" in a New Jersey suburb. The intense negative reaction spurred by this article prompted

300 words, 20 comments, October 13. In Dark, Humor
Unfreewrite

Is nonfreewrite writing not free? What binds it, I wonder, do third-world countries have the option to freewrite or not. Freewriting is American as apple pie. Osama bin Laden is not, he probably doesn't freewrite or allow POW

400 words, 3 comments, September 23. In Other

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I Did Not Know You

I did not know you But the sudden, senseless loss of you

<100 words, 1 comment, September 30, 2007. In Life, Personal
Nothing Can Compare

Midnight dress, discarded / Moans its inadequacy / Mourns / Crimson rose, cast away / Burns with envy / Blackens / You and I, entwined / Put all other beauties to shame

<100 words, 1 comment, July 25, 2007. In Love
Ruins

Walking among the metal pyramids, / The skeletons of strange, steel hominids / Crouched deep in otherworldly slumber, / Careworn bones aged for years without number; / Under the sun these silver constructs gleam, /

<100 words, 2 comments, June 7, 2007

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I Did Not Know You at allpoetry
I did not know you But the sudden, senseless loss of you
Nothing Can Compare at allpoetry
Midnight dress, discarded / Moans its inadequacy / Mourns / Crimson rose, cast away / Burns with envy / Blackens / You and I, entwined / Put all other beauties to shame
Ruins at allpoetry
Walking among the metal pyramids, / The skeletons of strange, steel hominids / Crouched deep in otherworldly slumber, / Careworn bones aged for years without number; / Under the sun these silver constructs gleam, /

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Cherry Lips on November 18

Just checked out your youtube page. You are hilarious! I'm looking forward to more of your stories. Keep it up!
roars-in-public : Re: Um on October 4

I don't know... I guess it depends on how far back you remember?
I remember mentioning the armadillos with leprosy, at any rate.
iPoopAThug : Congrats on September 30

Dude congratulations for getting engaged. All of storywrite should throw a party with iguana's and wombats and mafia armadillos to celebrate.
sodancewithsoda : omg.. on September 11

WELCOME BACK

Now that I've OFFICIALLY welcomed you back, do stay and post and write more ^_^

*realizes I should practice what I preach*

I'll do that, too.. when I get the time

it's great seeing you here again