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- Last seen 3 hours ago. Member since March 25, 2006.
- I am a guy from New Jersey (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm writing.
- Visit my homepage at www.youtube.com/iamthebrentman



















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(45)- I am in the groups The Literary Oscars
- I have 467 comments, 2 contests, 23 poems, 40 stories
Stories I'm focused on
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Smarter than your average witch. Barely.
My Stories
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Why do such weird things happen to me?
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I always wondered what would happen if pickles had teeth.500 words, 1 comment, October 16. In Dark, First person, Humor, Inspirational, Romance, Science fiction
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Yesterday, the Poopascoop Press printed a story about what they labeled a "local phenomenon": sightings of the notorious wizard "Razputin" in a New Jersey suburb. The intense negative reaction spurred by this article prompted
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Is nonfreewrite writing not free? What binds it, I wonder, do third-world countries have the option to freewrite or not. Freewriting is American as apple pie. Osama bin Laden is not, he probably doesn't freewrite or allow POW400 words, 3 comments, September 23. In Other
My Poetry
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I did not know you But the sudden, senseless loss of you
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Midnight dress, discarded / Moans its inadequacy / Mourns / Crimson rose, cast away / Burns with envy / Blackens / You and I, entwined / Put all other beauties to shame<100 words, 1 comment, July 25, 2007. In Love
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Walking among the metal pyramids, / The skeletons of strange, steel hominids / Crouched deep in otherworldly slumber, / Careworn bones aged for years without number; / Under the sun these silver constructs gleam, /<100 words, 2 comments, June 7, 2007
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- I Did Not Know You at allpoetry
I did not know you But the sudden, senseless loss of you - Nothing Can Compare at allpoetry
Midnight dress, discarded / Moans its inadequacy / Mourns / Crimson rose, cast away / Burns with envy / Blackens / You and I, entwined / Put all other beauties to shame - Ruins at allpoetry
Walking among the metal pyramids, / The skeletons of strange, steel hominids / Crouched deep in otherworldly slumber, / Careworn bones aged for years without number; / Under the sun these silver constructs gleam, /
Guest Book
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Cherry Lips on November 18Just checked out your youtube page. You are hilarious! I'm looking forward to more of your stories. Keep it up!

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roars-in-public : Re: Um on October 4I don't know... I guess it depends on how far back you remember?
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iPoopAThug : Congrats on September 30Dude congratulations for getting engaged. All of storywrite should throw a party with iguana's and wombats and mafia armadillos to celebrate.
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sodancewithsoda : omg.. on September 11WELCOME BACK

Now that I've OFFICIALLY welcomed you back, do stay
and post and write more ^_^
*realizes I should practice what I preach*
I'll do that, too.. when I get the time


it's great seeing you here again 
