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Blurith says:
'Lorika - the spice that makes everything nice.'
There's your slogan, slander it everywhere. I'm talking business cards, highway signs and public washrooms.
Lorika says:
I can see it now. "The spice that makes EVERYTHING nice!"
Glorious. We really should just run around spray painting that slogan on old people.
Blurith says:
Good call. They make the least resistant signs. I mean, business cards blow away in the wind... but old people stay on the ground all right.
Lorika says:
Exactly. They're like free walking advertisements.
Blurith says:
.. and lets be serious, *nudge nudge*, they don't exactly have anything else productive to do. *insert audience laugh here*
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Blurith says:
'Lorika - the spice that makes everything nice.'
There's your slogan, slander it everywhere. I'm talking business cards, highway signs and public washrooms.
Lorika says:
I can see it now. "The spice that makes EVERYTHING nice!"
Glorious. We really should just run around spray painting that slogan on old people.
Blurith says:
Good call. They make the least resistant signs. I mean, business cards blow away in the wind... but old people stay on the ground all right.
Lorika says:
Exactly. They're like free walking advertisements.
Blurith says:
.. and lets be serious, *nudge nudge*, they don't exactly have anything else productive to do. *insert audience laugh here*
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