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Blurith says:

'Lorika - the spice that makes everything nice.'

There's your slogan, slander it everywhere. I'm talking business cards, highway signs and public washrooms.

Lorika says:

I can see it now. "The spice that makes EVERYTHING nice!"

Glorious. We really should just run around spray painting that slogan on old people.

Blurith says:

Good call. They make the least resistant signs. I mean, business cards blow away in the wind... but old people stay on the ground all right.

Lorika says:

Exactly. They're like free walking advertisements.

Blurith says:

.. and lets be serious, *nudge nudge*, they don't exactly have anything else productive to do. *insert audience laugh here*

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