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King Awesome is my name and slaughter is my game, give me the fame and I'll take all the blame for the blood and the tears and the gore!

Póg mo thóin to all you bloody arses who call me a Sweedish whelp!!!!!

Take my love,
Take my land,
Take me where I
Cannot stand.
I don't care; I'm still free.
You can't take the sky from me.

--Joss Whedon


About Me...Mostly:

I write about everything and anything realy. Everything that comes to mind gets jotted down on paper.

I love to argue and fight just about as much as I love to write.

I am a really civic person and am not afraid to tell someone they're dead wrong, but I also know when to give in when I know they are right... even if I don't want to.

I like it when people critique my poems or stories, makes me feel better about how I write, cause I know if it was just out right horrible then they would not take the time to make my poems or stories better.

Also, I am religious and I am Christian. But that doesn't mean I won't listen, and that doesn't mean I will judge. Because I won't.

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I write different sayings all of the time these are a few of them...

-My voice is my power and without my voice I am nothing, for without the words I speak I am but another break in the wind.

-Hell on earth is the heaven to all evil.

-Story books and tales of old are nonsense and faded gold.

Those are some of my favorite ones.


These here rhymesy tunes are my favorites!!!

"By a muddy ditch a drunken witch
a voice that was coarser and coarserer
would sing like a crow so the people would know
of her love for the cross-eyed soarcerer"

"Oh, A drunken king named Angledart
could blow out a candle with a fart
but the world didn't know
of the courage in his heart
'till he slayed the staggering dragon...
Oh- the staggering dragon had four knock-knees
and he staggered around and knocked down tree
and he burned his behind every time he sneezed
with the flame of his dragon breath."

are those not five different kinds of awesome?

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~Black Dahlia~
Hollywood Undead
(TO MY HATERS)

I loved you, you made me, hate me. You gave me, hate, see?. It saved me and these tears are deadly.
You feel that? I rip back, every time you tried to steal that. You feel bad? you feel sad? I’m sorry,
hell no fuck that! It was my heart, it was my life, it was my start, it was your knife. This strife
it dies, this life and these lies. And these lungs have sung this song for too long, and its true I
hurt too, remember I loved you!
I've , Lost it all, fell today, It’s all the same
I'm sorry oh
I'm sorry no
I've , been abused, I feel so used, because of you
I'm sorry oh
I'm sorry no
I wish I could I could have quit you. I wish I never missed you, And told you that I loved you, every
time I fucked you. The future that we both drew, and all the shit we've been through. Obsessed with the
thought of you, the pain just grew and grew! How could you do this to me? Look at what I made for you,
it never was enough and the world is what I gave to you. I used to be love struck; now I'm just fucked
up. Pull up my sleeves and see the pattern of my cuts!
Seems like all we had is over now you left to rest.
And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound.
Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest.
And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down

Favorite Bands:
Beasty Boys
KoRn
White Zombie
Hollywood Undead
TOOL
Hedley
A Perfect Circle
Nine Inch Nails
Mindless Self-Indulgence
Maximum the Hormone
Alexisonfire
The Devil Wears Prada
Alkaline Trio
AFI
Slipknot
Chevelle
Misery Signals
Marilyn Manson
Pentara
Iron Maden
Nirvana
Incubis
Theory of a dead man
Taking back sunday
Paparoach
Brokencyde
Aiden
System of a down
The Fray
My Chemical Romance
Avenged Sevenfold
AC DC
Black Sabath
Third Eye Blind
Smashing Pumpkins
Bleeding Through
I am ghost
armor for sleep
All American Rejects
Shadows Fall
All that Remains
Puscifer
Cage the elephant
Alberta Cross,
Bullet for my valentine

etc...


I'M

fucked up

Insecure

Neurotic

Emotional

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These are so the bullets I want... seems logical to me anyway.

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=4689402




Previus names:
FourFreedoms
Rypere
Binelli M2
Laceration Happy
DeathRibbon
Bobbert Da Llama
InsychoSane
(and i have a couple more that I had after this one but... i forgot them, so if yall might remind me, that would be nice)
Striapach Beal

The End.