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Asfand. Yes. It is my real name.

Surprised? --

Ignorant fool.

 

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[you just got mooned-] 

 

I am from Pakistan - not the Pakistan your hear about on CNN. That does not exist.

Your media is biased.

I come from a Pakistan people have never heard about - strange, right?

No. We do not wear turbans.

I like my baggy jeans - thank you.

 

 

bart-03

 

Music: Fuse/RnB/ Contemporary Pop is my current favorite [Neyo, Rihanna, Lil'Wayne, Usher - the likes --] I love Gothic rock - like Evanescence. I love Delilah. I like country - sometimes only though. I like some Beatle songs. I hate Elvis Presley - yes, throw stones at me, I do not really care. I love Regina Spektor [The Call has amazing lyrics] I love the Black Eyed Peas [Boom Boom Pow]

I am a songwriter. Okay, no. I am not a songwriter. But I did write one song. Check it out here --

TV: Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, How I met Your Mother [hilarious show] Scrubs [simply amazing] Spongebob, Bleach, Death Note, Digimon Tamers, Greys Anatomy [sometimes - okay?]

 

bart-05

Books: A Song of Ice and Fire [george r r martin] LOTR [duh] The Alchemist is nice, Stephen King's books, Harry Potter [big fan], The Godfather - by the way, I hate Twilight with a passion that cannot only be matched by my passion for chocolate [and that's saying something]

I like to draw. I'm an okay artist. My favorite is Vincent Van Gogh. Second favorite: Banksy - very contemporary.

Writing: Read it - it's good - mainly fantasy or crime or science fiction. Sometimes it teeters on the edge of horror. I write some romace. Basically I'm very well rounded -

 

Movies:

All time: Titanic, Slumdog, Armageddon, Lion King [oh, no, Mufasa!]  Sweeney Todd [the only musical I ever heard]

Current: Up, Coraline, Vantage Point, Dark Knight

 

 

 bart simpson 2

 

 

  • I like fat people because they are huggable and generally very sincere.
  • I like french fries and pizza [a lot]
  • I have a persian cat named Mushi [Japanese for bug]
  • I like some cuss words a lot. [i won't tell you which]
  • I like CocoPops. [drools]
  • I hate obnoxious, egotistical people that think too highly of their butts.
  • I love chocolate. [too much]
  • I have a weird metabolism
  • I hate dirty water.
  • I hate stink and otherwise anything that looks bulbous. [strange right?]
  • I love Homer Simpson - totally awesome person ever. And maggie and Bart!

I have this obsession with animals. Cats. Dogs. Squirrels. Basically fur-animals.

bart-06

 

I have to go now.

The white-suited men are here.

They're nice.

But they often take me away and lock me up.

They gave me a jacket - rather restricting though.

Goodbye.

Time for a nap.

Ouch. That needle hurt.

Hm, squirrels.

Bye bye, little squirrels.

Hm.

 

 

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