Welcome to the House of Random Absurdities

My name is Asfand
I like: fat people because they're so huggable, animals, french fries, chocolates, comments and clappy faces, trophies, anime, cartoons, comedy, thrills, thunderstorms, lightning, pizza, music.
I don't like: rude people, egotistical people, people people, hot humid places, dirty water, red meat and vegetables, sheep in the big city, badly written stories, grammatical errors.
My Favorite Artist is Vincent Van Gogh


Favorite Contemporary Artist is Banksy

I also like: Spongebob, How I met Your Mother, Scrubs, Simpsons, Family Guy, According to Jim, The Office, Bleach, Death Note, Digimon Tamers
Spongebob is so awesome!

I am the creator of the group The Literary Oscars
We hold annual Award ceremonies to recognize the awesome writers here at StoryWrite.
- Last seen 1 hour ago. Member since June 1, 2007.
- I am a 16 year old guy (Pakistan)
- When I'm not writing, I'm uninterested..
- I support the site as a gold member
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- I am in the groups Critics Comment Corner, GSA Contest Judges, Monsters Demons and Villains, Oscar Judges: Panel A, Oscar Judges: Panel B, Oscar Judges: Panel C, Oscar Judges: Panel D, The Editors Corner, The Literary Oscars, The Oscar Judges, The Points Bank, Writing 101, Writing Whatever You Want
- I have 1,685 comments, 56 contests, 15 columns, 281 poems, 25 stories
My Lists
Stories I'm focused on
Active Contests
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Invite only!700 points, ends July 13, 5 entries In Invite only
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My Stories
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1800 words, 8 comments, July 3
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My Poetry
My other items
- Column: Characterization - Bring Your Characters to Life at storywrite
- Column: The Cliched Scourge of Fantasy at storywrite
The common cliched ideas that plague this beloved genre. Did Tolkien do it all? Is there nothing left after that! Of course not, so, if you're writing fantasy - steer away from these ideas. - Column: How To Create A Unique Fantasy Character? at storywrite
In this column you will learn;
understanding the principles of character
how to give characters life?
how to avoid cliched characters?
Guest Book
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Field.Hockey.Wing : Hahaha! on July 4I love french fries too!
is my fav smily face! -
Ms.Dede on July 2Nice profile add me
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x.Lullaby on June 30Nice profile. Your really good at writing =]
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Yasir1 on June 30HI, Please visit mah pro and enter in mah contest

