Asfand. Yes. It is my real name.
Surprised? --
Ignorant fool.
[you just got mooned-]
I am from Pakistan - not the Pakistan your hear about on CNN. That does not exist.
Your media is biased.
I come from a Pakistan people have never heard about - strange, right?
No. We do not wear turbans.
I like my baggy jeans - thank you.
Music: Fuse/RnB/ Contemporary Pop is my current favorite [Neyo, Rihanna, Lil'Wayne, Usher - the likes --] I love Gothic rock - like Evanescence. I love Delilah. I like country - sometimes only though. I like some Beatle songs. I hate Elvis Presley - yes, throw stones at me, I do not really care. I love Regina Spektor [The Call has amazing lyrics] I love the Black Eyed Peas [Boom Boom Pow]
I am a songwriter. Okay, no. I am not a songwriter. But I did write one song. Check it out here --
TV: Simpsons, Family Guy, The Office, How I met Your Mother [hilarious show] Scrubs [simply amazing] Spongebob, Bleach, Death Note, Digimon Tamers, Greys Anatomy [sometimes - okay?]
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire [george r r martin] LOTR [duh] The Alchemist is nice, Stephen King's books, Harry Potter [big fan], The Godfather - by the way, I hate Twilight with a passion that cannot only be matched by my passion for chocolate [and that's saying something]
I like to draw. I'm an okay artist. My favorite is Vincent Van Gogh. Second favorite: Banksy - very contemporary.
Writing: Read it - it's good - mainly fantasy or crime or science fiction. Sometimes it teeters on the edge of horror. I write some romace. Basically I'm very well rounded -
Movies:
All time: Titanic, Slumdog, Armageddon, Lion King [oh, no, Mufasa!] Sweeney Todd [the only musical I ever heard]
Current: Up, Coraline, Vantage Point, Dark Knight
- I like fat people because they are huggable and generally very sincere.
- I like french fries and pizza [a lot]
- I have a persian cat named Mushi [Japanese for bug]
- I like some cuss words a lot. [i won't tell you which]
- I like CocoPops. [drools]
- I hate obnoxious, egotistical people that think too highly of their butts.
- I love chocolate. [too much]
- I have a weird metabolism
- I hate dirty water.
- I hate stink and otherwise anything that looks bulbous. [strange right?]
- I love Homer Simpson - totally awesome person ever. And maggie and Bart!
I have this obsession with animals. Cats. Dogs. Squirrels. Basically fur-animals.
I have to go now.
The white-suited men are here.
They're nice.
But they often take me away and lock me up.
They gave me a jacket - rather restricting though.
Goodbye.
Time for a nap.
Ouch. That needle hurt.
Hm, squirrels.
Bye bye, little squirrels.
Hm.
- Last seen right now. Member since June 1, 2007.
- I am a 16 year old guy (Pakistan)
- When I'm not writing, I'm uninterested..
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(24)- I am in the groups A Writers Group, Critics Comment Corner, Diabolic Debates, Literary Arias, Literary Passion, Monsters Demons and Villains, NaNoWriMo, Order of the Thorn, Pakistani Storywriters, The Book Club, The Editors Corner, The Literary Oscars, The Oscar Judges, The Points Bank, Writing 101
- I have 2,388 comments, 64 contests, 15 columns, 283 poems, 27 stories
Stories I'm focused on
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600 words, 34 comments, July 30
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A day in the life of George W Bush1100 words, 89 comments, July 10. In A day in the life, Funny, George w bush, Humor, Life, Other, Random
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2200 words, 38 comments, June 20. In Adult
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Active Contests
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a short story always needs a twist to accompany it, and personally, i love that. i want a story with a twist [an abrupt and unexpected situation] If you want references, i suggest you read so400 points, ended September 5, 32 entries In Almost anything goes, And comment focussed, Any and all categories, Good writing
My Stories
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100 words, 13 comments, August 9
My Poetry
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My feeling are frail
drawn on asphalt canvas,<100 words, 3 comments, July 13 -
My grove is stilled in fallacy,
branches entangled<100 words, 1 comment, July 13 -
In steepened meadow, wet with dew
a sigh lisps ere dawn,<100 words, 1 comment, July 4
My other items
- Column: Characterization - Bring Your Characters to Life at storywrite
- Column: The Cliched Scourge of Fantasy at storywrite
The common cliched ideas that plague this beloved genre. Did Tolkien do it all? Is there nothing left after that! Of course not, so, if you're writing fantasy - steer away from these ideas. - Column: How To Create A Unique Fantasy Character? at storywrite
In this column you will learn;
understanding the principles of character
how to give characters life?
how to avoid cliched characters?
Guest Book
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lavanya : As-fend... on October 8
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corrupthoughts on September 20Hmm, I just wanted to say I find the beginning portion of your profile rather interesting. I am left wondering when you say; "Your media is biased", if you are referring to all the West, all of North America, or just the U.S.A.
I'd like to state, I am Canadian. And you clearly don't understand our view of your country; if you did indeed mean, all of North America.
By you stating, we all view you the same, and it is 'strange' for us to think your people are anything like ours (baggy pants, were your example).. is absurd, and honestly, slightly offensive.
Ignorance is everywhere, my friend. -
blackwhite on September 9Wow.....this is different.....I like..................................................stuff.....as well as your page.....It's cool.........
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Clary-SeleneGangsta : Hey bud! on August 29
