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-_-_-_-_-_About Me_-_-_-_-_-
Well this is my page. I'm not a superstar so it's not as cool. You can check out my stories and i am working on some so i will update you when the stories are done. But anyways that's pretty much it since it's my first time updating my page.

Welcome to the life of a Hot Mess.

I knew a girl that was so stupid that
She called me to get my phone number.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the
orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.
she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tried to drown a fish .
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
she studied for a blood test.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.
when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
when she took you to the airport and
saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned and went home.

Status At Home : BORED
Dating / Single : single
Doing : thinking about stuff
Password : as if!
Missing : No one
Hating : A no one
Weather outside : CHILLY

Once upon a time there was a girl who
wanted to write stories over internet and
get coments by every one:

You say human,
I say vampire,
You say Miley Cyrus,
I say Alice Cullen,
You say Zac Efron,
I say Jasper Hale,
You say pop,
I say blood,
You say vampires are scary,
I say vampires are awesome,
Put this on your profile if you love Twilight.

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  • MikeyMurder : Hey on October 10
    Whoa ive not been on in ages sorry! Ill get rite to work on the 5th MCR story lol xx
  • Black Moon : thanks on September 26
    thanks for the comment on my fanfic. i'll let you know when i get a new one posted. it should be tonight
  • MikeyMurder : hey on August 1
    thanks for reading my fanfic. Ill keep ya posted when No.5 gets published. "Mcr high five!" *bites*

    XO
  • NowhereNearPerfect. : ohai! on July 26
    I really love A M.C.R Story... ushould definetly right more!

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