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i've landed on an alien world.

I had what I thought was a good idea. I was thoroughly sick of myself; I was bored, angry and irritated with the person I had become. My early years had seemed quite promising, but when I realised exactly what that promise entailed, my enthusiasm for who I was died, as if introduced to a vacuum.

My idea was to reach down my throat with my fingers, grab hold of my insides, and pull them out of my mouth.

 ♥

Since I have the attention span of a small rodent, I'm going to keep this short n' simple. My name is Krista. I'm 20 years of age, single and attending college. I'm an observer, fighter, dreamer, bookworm, nerd, perfectionist, pervert, hobbyist writer, movie snob and Quentin Tarantino whore. I'm also right-brained (which is a euphemism for "stupid" when it comes to the mathematically inept). I notice things, get distracted too easily, walk into walls and double check doors to see if they're locked. I'm a tad paranoid...and insane. I return all comments unless they're Twilight related, grammatically impaired or just uncreative in general. And PLEASE don't hesitate to badger me for movie recommendations. =)

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My writing in a nutshell

      "It's a standard staple in Japanese cinema to cut somebody's arm off and have red water hoses for veins, spraying blood everywhere."
__Quentin Tarantino

 Thanks to college lifestyle, depression, laziness and a million other monkeywrenches that life throws in one's path, I don't write as much as I used to. It has nothing to do with the fact that I've GIVEN UP; I just don't have the fucking time anymore. D: But of course there are the holidays, so it's not all hopeless. As for my writing style I prefer the morbid side of the rainbow, and no I won't read fluff or awkward sex scenes. Word of advice: do not read anything of mine on AllPoetry, as it is complete and utter shit that I'm too lazy to delete. -.-

his eyes smudged in  r e b e l l i o n.

x
 

  [What I embrace]

Anatomy, animals, antagonists, autumn, BDSM, bedroom eyes, being perverted, brilliance, caffeine, car chase scenes in movies, champagne, cheekbones, city noise, class, cowboy boots, creative tattoos, cuddling, dingy motel rooms, Dollar Stores, empty theaters, fairy tales, femme fatales, flings, foreign films, girl power, gloves, GOOD special effects, Guillermo del Toro, guyliner, imagination, imperfection, indie rock, innocence, insanity, lace, leather, lipgloss, literature, loose sweaters, Marvel, military jackets, Mindless Self Indulgence, mood rings, Nazi Germany, noodles, old typewriters, pasta, Pez dispensers, Photoshop, Pixar, Playstation, possession, psychology, QT, rain, reading, rebellion, romance, sadism, samurai swords, sex, shenanigans, shiny objects, Silent Hill, skinny jeans, skittles, slash, sleep-tousled hair, snow melting on trees, stardust, Stop Motion, subways, suspenders, teddy bears, the Cartoon Network, the “grunge” look, Tim Roth, Joker&Harley, Tokyo, violence, violins, waking up to you, world domination, writing, yaoi.

Captain Vidal belongs in my pants.

 [What I avoid]

Acting my age, adolescents, airports, all kinds of mushrooms, animal cruelty, bad hygiene, clunky keyboards, cooking, deadlines, delayed orgasms, depression, earth, effeminate vampires, excess body hair, fussiness, Futurama, grammatically impaired individuals, gummy bears, Halo, heartbreak, homophobia, hospitals, Hugh Jackman, ignorance, losing focus, men who starve themselves to resemble sexy corpses, migraines, mornings, most facial hair, orange juice, plants—especially when you have to water them, public pools, rejection, scene kids, sheep, shitty comedians, silly slapstick things, tanning machines, yellow, the Fantastic Four, txt talk, ultra galactic egos, unflattering pictures of myself and others, werewolves, whores, warm Diet Coke.

 Ear Candy.

And more.

So much more...

 Eye Candy.

Prettiest man in the world by far. <3

 Donnie Darko, Let the Right One In, Pan's Labyrinth, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Casino, Shaun of the Dead, The Shining, Inglourious Basterds, Unforgiven, Pale Rider, For a Few Dollars More, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, A Fistful of Dollars, High Plains Drifter, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Sling Blade, Funny Games, Mr. Brooks, Bad Lieutenant [1992], Ravenous, The Crow, all the Hannibal films except for Rising, Kill Bill: Vol. 1 & 2, Thelma and Louise, Taxi Driver, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Jacob's Ladder, Eraserhead, The Mothman Prophecies, Death Proof, The Fifth Element, Solaris, Secret Window,The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Paranormal Activity, Mean Creek, A Simple Plan, Into the Wild, House of Sand and Fog, Gran Torino, Dirty Harry, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, The Exorcist, Night of the Living Dead [1990], Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Little Miss Sunshine, Girl Interrupted, The Dark Knight, Clockwork Orange, 1408, Lost Boys, Bridges of Madison County, Hurt Locker, Delicatessen, Amélie, Hard Candy, The Good Girl, Ćon Flux, Wanted, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Blow, Donnie Brasco, Stand By Me, Weather Man, Slumdog Millionaire, Vanilla Sky, Elf, District 9, War of the Worlds, Children of Men, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, American History X, Gone Baby Gone, White Oleander, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, Pay It Forward, Lars and the Real Girl, Sideways, Liar Liar, Thirteen, Big Fish, Adventureland, Mystic River, American Beauty, American Psycho, Unfaithful, Pulp Fiction, I Am Legend, Swimming with Sharks, Michael Clayton, The Descent, Carrie, Spiderman 1 2 & 3, Men In Black, the CLASSIC Star Wars with Hans Solo [*drools*], A History of Violence, 40 Year Old Virgin, Alice in Wonderland, Up, The Labyrinth, Coraline, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory remake, The Dark Crystal, Pirates of the Caribbean, Toy Story 1 2 & 3, The Iron Giant, Watership Down, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Spirited Away. I tend to gravitate towards movies that are psychologically disturbing or have subtitles. FAVORITE DIRECTORS: Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorscese, Coen brothers, Clint Eastwood, Guillermo del Toro, Steven Spielberg, Sergio Leone, Danny Boyle, Christopher Nolan, Sam Raimi, David Lynch, Peter Jackson, Tomas Alfredson, Tim Burton. FAVORITE SHOWS: Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Invader Zim, Ren and Stimpy, Seinfeld, South Park, Flight of the Conchords, The Office, Much Music Wedge, Wife Swap, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, South Park, What Not To Wear, Dragon's Den, How to Look Good Naked [LOL].

 Reading Material.

White Oleander. The Torn Skirt. Opium Dreams. Girl, Interrupted. Go Ask Alice. Lovely Bones. Macbeth. Oryx & Crake. Watership Down. A Complicated Kindness. Plague Dogs. Alice in Wonderland. Hardcore books of random [and frankly overrated] poetry. Coraline. Give a Boy a Gun. Father Figure. The Outsiders. One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest. Paradise Lost. Silence of the Lambs. Candy: A Novel of Love and Addiction. The White Horse. Under the Wolf, Under the Dog. 33 Snowfish. Missing the Piano. The Copper Elephant. Punkzilla. The Buffalo Tree. Little Chicago. Psyche in a Dress. Echo. Dangerous Angels. Wasteland. How to [Un]cage a Girl. Bag of Bones. Misery. Complete Tales & Poems of Edgar Allan Poe. The Shining. 1408. Owl in Love. Anything Richard Adams or Adam Rapp.

 My Beloved Storywrite Goddesses. <3

http://storywrite.com/bird-mad%20girl

http://storywrite.com/Prodigious.Mirth 

I worship you both equally.

 Quotes.  

 
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."
-Hannibal Lecter

"Brains must be handled carefully or they will fall apart."
-Julia Child, The French Chef Cookbook

"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
-Angelina Joelie
   
"My plan is to have a theatre in some small town or something and I'll be manager. I'll be the crazy old movie guy."
-Quentin Tarantino

 "I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
-Edgar Allan Poe

"I ask him to leave; I tell him I'm too hot to talk. Fuck. He says we must, but I won't. Just laughing at the thought of him banging down the bedroom door of a teenage girl. He imagines it pink and soft. He has no idea."
-The Torn Skirt

"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
-Old Klingon Proverb